Zombie Garden Gnomes: The Perfect Way To Keep Everyone From Your Lawn

While we all eagerly await the zombie apocalypse and all the joys it will soon bring, various companies on Amazon have already started to make and sell zombie garden gnomes. These abominations will have your plants soil themselves and your ordinary garden gnomes running for cover.

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If you feel like you need a zombie garden gnome to protect your lawn, check out these Amazon sellers, however we must warn you that these abominations are not cheap.

22 thoughts on “Zombie Garden Gnomes: The Perfect Way To Keep Everyone From Your Lawn”

  1. C’mon man, let’s see some Biden memes. he generates enough comedy material for a year and you guys are letting it slide.

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  2. Because this is not a REAL site. It’s a Leftist propaganda site. So they will never meme the brain dead Biden Administration, ever.

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  3. I’m going to say this simply so that you can understand:

    You’re stupid. Please, please don’t breed

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  4. Don’t confront the rightard with facts.

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  5. There are Biden memes. You are just to incompetent or to blinded by hate to find them.

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  6. too that is btw

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  7. He’s too boring to be supplying that much comedy material.

    I’m sure the right wingers have their own memes…. ” Hey look, he’s not even trying to build a wall” and other stuff to try to make him look stupid, but those are just not funny.

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  8. @Lolfosor
    Posted 5 days after Joe Biden rigged the election. Try again.

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  9. Nobody rigged the election!

    Over 60 federal judges, the justice department and the supreme court all confirmed it.

    Either you believe in the rule of law, or you believe Trump’s lies. Don’t fall for it. Stick with the constitution and the rule of law.

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  10. They are all part of the conspiracy. Wooooo.

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  11. Conservatism and humour don’t get along well.

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  12. Of course Biden rigged the election. Democrat behavior in AZ, GA, and PA proved it. If beating Trump once was legit, why protest beating him again with an audit? Oh that’s right, the audits are proving Biden was given votes cast for Trump.

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  13. More proof of election fraud
    election . conservative . org/files/2020/12/Wood-v-Raffensperger_Voyles-Affidavit.pdf

  14. Seems there may have been a few folks (insurrectionists) above who have had their brains eaten by these little buggers…

  15. We all know the Republicans tried election fraud. They are planning the next one.

  16. Time to aknowledge the Republican party a crime syndicate. Their boss is a mobster for sure. Election fraud, tax fraud, corruption, insurrection, murder of witnesses. Epstein and McAfee didn’t kill themselves. Trump sent his hitmen. Neither did the over 600,000 Americans that Trump killed in his disregard. But hey, they are just losers anyway. Like those fallen soldiers on WWII graveyards, right? Most important thing is the hair looks good. Thumbsup.

  17. @Odiferous ZERO proof of fraud!

    4chan is nothing but fake news and conspiracy.

    If there was ANY fraud at all, don’t you think we’d have some REPUBLICAN election officials supporting the idea? Lawsuit after lawsuit heard under Trump’s select judges. The all confirmed it was fair .

    At least the Hillary supporters had enough decency to give up their fantasy. I guess you aren’t that bright.

  18. But, but, but Trump told me so, so it must be true!

  19. lol. Even his lapdog Barr investigated and said it was fair.

    Trump thinks you are stupid. He thinks he can lie and tell you aaannnnyyyything and you’ll believe it if he repeats it enough. That’s why he started telling this lie before the election. Hmmm… don’t you think the republican election officials were on the lookout for fraud? It should tell you something that none of them found anything significant enough to hold up in court.

  20. They all must be traitors. They are jealous of Trump and his magnificence.

  21. Brain-eating zombies go hungry in America, particularly in the Drumpf-loving states where they quickly starve

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