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36 thoughts on “Christmas Dadjokes Are The Best Dadjokes”
Uno!
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Draw 4 Wild
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That would fit right into Trump rear exit. There is a lot of traffic there. Even just the many times Elon has been a guest there. There is already a real beaten track. 👌
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Stop bearing up on Trump, he will soon be our President,
and deserves respect. Bah ha ha just kidding.
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His daughter wanted to make sure he wasn’t lefty.
He isn’t.
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What’s bearing up? Must be a Canadian thing.
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Like poverty
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“Who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations?”
Does one know where the tradition of putting an angel on the top of the tree comes from?
Years ago Santa was having a bad time before Christmas. The elves were on strike, Prancer and Dancer had the flu and his sleigh was in the shop with a high buck estimate for repairs.
An angel walked in carrying an evergreen tree and asked “Santa, where should I put this?’
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Sorry, there’s no more room in here.
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Stop being Santaphobic! You racist.
American should build a great country. But don’t call it America. That would confuse people. There is an America already. And it sucks for people.
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It sucks and yet people are killing themselves trying to get in here. It’s like a Taylor Swift concert.🤣
I think the vikings already tried that idea with the whole Iceland/Greenland thing, btw. 🤔
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I know no one who wants to live in the U.S.
Ah, right, I live in Europe. Better living standards, healthcare, more freedom.
That explains a lot.
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More freedom? Is it opposite day already? 🤔
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You’re right Europoors. No one wants to live here. Who would want free speech and the ability to protect yourself and your family. Plus Americas poor live better and have more money then Europoors. You guys get Americas garbage like Ellen Degenerate. Fleeing her Diddy Parties videos that the FBI has. Jimmy Kimmel is on his way as well. Same reason. You guys will take anyone. Watch your kids closely.
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We also have free speech. I wonder why Americans always think they are the only ones with rights. Welcome to the 21st century. Oh, and the U.S. are not number one on the freedom index.
There is no need for “protection”. Less crime and a good door do the trick. Crime is at a historic low.
European poor, middle class and rich take home more than Americans. If you calculate everything against taxes and levies, an European employee has more money at the end of the month for savings, healthy eating and hobbies. Plus more vacation and sick days. Then there are also benefits from individual employers.
Mrs. DeGeneres and Mr. Kimmel are free individuals and can settle where they like. I thought you were so much for freedom. If the FBI has evidence they will apply for extradition. Most countries have agreements with the U.S.
Our kids are safe. Europe has less crime and mental illnesses due to excellent health and social care. The U.S. are indeed a danger to children, both from trauma in the family and criminal strangers. Plus unhealthy food and dangerous living conditions.
So, your post was quite the dud. You can’t win this. No matter what your leaders tell you, Murica is not N°1 in the list. And we all outside the U.S. know that. Only desperate people from really poor or turmoiled countries try to get to the U.S. in hope to get their share of the American dream. Which is also a marketing lie.
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And humble, don’t forget humble.
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America sucks bla bla bla. Americans suck bla bla bla. Our country is better bla bla bla. Never changes here. Everyone’s country is the best knuckle head.
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Oh, EUro hit a weak spot. 🤣
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Hard.
What? I wasn’t listening or reading the lengthy manifesto of lies. But ok.
So the rightard sticks his fingers in his ears and sings “Lalaalalalalaalaaalaa…” Because he knew he had lost the argument and the truth would hurt him deeply.
Emo, Ontario is the perfect example of freedom in Canada. Or the New Freedom which is no freedom at all.
Dicriminating minorities is not freedom. The fines are justified.
The Left forcing people to celebrate deviant behavior which goes against their religious beliefs is not justified. Canadastan.
Religion is fraud and delusion. There are no religious feelings. There is no sin without gods.
So people have think as YOU think and believe as YOU believe or face fines. Got it.
No, they just can’t discriminate people because of their imaginary friends. So they get fined.
Even if their friend was real it doesn’t give them the right to discriminate people. It would be against their friend’s rules to love everyone equally. Bam.
You are not entitled to have religious beliefs in Canadastan. You have to Believe as we believe. Think as we think. Or you will be fined. Now where have we seen this type of fascism before.. Hmmm.. Good luck with your imaginary freedoms.
Best is to have no believe at all. Pure freedom. But believers won’t have it because they will be envious of you happiness and freedom. They might kill you for that. No matter the religion. Religion gives birth to violence. Always.
mmm.. ok 👌. But religion ended slavery. At least in Western Civilizations. You can still buy child sex slaves in the Middle East because of “religion” so I guess it just depends on which religion. And Satanism is a religion as well. Very confusing this religion stuff. But regardless, people get to worship as they see fit. At least in the free world.
According to the bible you can marry like in the “Middle East.” Your religion allows it. It were secular humanist movements that ended slavery and underage brides.
Satanism a religion, too. Sure.
But having no religion isn’t satanism. I know believers can’t grasp the concept of atheism. The brain of a believer doesn’t compute it after being indoctrinated for decades.
Why do nonbelievers care about what people believe? No one cares what nonbelievers don’t believe in. Sounds like you’ve got some other issues rolling around in your brain that have little to do with religious beliefs.
It’s self-defense. Non-believers are constantly harrassed by believers. It was worse in the old times. Back then believers used to torture and burn them. Oh, wait, believers still do it in some countries.
Uno!
Draw 4 Wild
That would fit right into Trump rear exit. There is a lot of traffic there. Even just the many times Elon has been a guest there. There is already a real beaten track. 👌
Stop bearing up on Trump, he will soon be our President,
and deserves respect. Bah ha ha just kidding.
His daughter wanted to make sure he wasn’t lefty.
He isn’t.
What’s bearing up? Must be a Canadian thing.
Like poverty
“Who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations?”
Does one know where the tradition of putting an angel on the top of the tree comes from?
Years ago Santa was having a bad time before Christmas. The elves were on strike, Prancer and Dancer had the flu and his sleigh was in the shop with a high buck estimate for repairs.
An angel walked in carrying an evergreen tree and asked “Santa, where should I put this?’
Sorry, there’s no more room in here.
Stop being Santaphobic! You racist.
American should build a great country. But don’t call it America. That would confuse people. There is an America already. And it sucks for people.
It sucks and yet people are killing themselves trying to get in here. It’s like a Taylor Swift concert.🤣
I think the vikings already tried that idea with the whole Iceland/Greenland thing, btw. 🤔
I know no one who wants to live in the U.S.
Ah, right, I live in Europe. Better living standards, healthcare, more freedom.
That explains a lot.
More freedom? Is it opposite day already? 🤔
You’re right Europoors. No one wants to live here. Who would want free speech and the ability to protect yourself and your family. Plus Americas poor live better and have more money then Europoors. You guys get Americas garbage like Ellen Degenerate. Fleeing her Diddy Parties videos that the FBI has. Jimmy Kimmel is on his way as well. Same reason. You guys will take anyone. Watch your kids closely.
We also have free speech. I wonder why Americans always think they are the only ones with rights. Welcome to the 21st century. Oh, and the U.S. are not number one on the freedom index.
There is no need for “protection”. Less crime and a good door do the trick. Crime is at a historic low.
European poor, middle class and rich take home more than Americans. If you calculate everything against taxes and levies, an European employee has more money at the end of the month for savings, healthy eating and hobbies. Plus more vacation and sick days. Then there are also benefits from individual employers.
Mrs. DeGeneres and Mr. Kimmel are free individuals and can settle where they like. I thought you were so much for freedom. If the FBI has evidence they will apply for extradition. Most countries have agreements with the U.S.
Our kids are safe. Europe has less crime and mental illnesses due to excellent health and social care. The U.S. are indeed a danger to children, both from trauma in the family and criminal strangers. Plus unhealthy food and dangerous living conditions.
So, your post was quite the dud. You can’t win this. No matter what your leaders tell you, Murica is not N°1 in the list. And we all outside the U.S. know that. Only desperate people from really poor or turmoiled countries try to get to the U.S. in hope to get their share of the American dream. Which is also a marketing lie.
And humble, don’t forget humble.
America sucks bla bla bla. Americans suck bla bla bla. Our country is better bla bla bla. Never changes here. Everyone’s country is the best knuckle head.
Oh, EUro hit a weak spot. 🤣
Hard.
What? I wasn’t listening or reading the lengthy manifesto of lies. But ok.
So the rightard sticks his fingers in his ears and sings “Lalaalalalalaalaaalaa…” Because he knew he had lost the argument and the truth would hurt him deeply.
Emo, Ontario is the perfect example of freedom in Canada. Or the New Freedom which is no freedom at all.
Dicriminating minorities is not freedom. The fines are justified.
The Left forcing people to celebrate deviant behavior which goes against their religious beliefs is not justified. Canadastan.
Religion is fraud and delusion. There are no religious feelings. There is no sin without gods.
So people have think as YOU think and believe as YOU believe or face fines. Got it.
No, they just can’t discriminate people because of their imaginary friends. So they get fined.
Even if their friend was real it doesn’t give them the right to discriminate people. It would be against their friend’s rules to love everyone equally. Bam.
You are not entitled to have religious beliefs in Canadastan. You have to Believe as we believe. Think as we think. Or you will be fined. Now where have we seen this type of fascism before.. Hmmm.. Good luck with your imaginary freedoms.
Best is to have no believe at all. Pure freedom. But believers won’t have it because they will be envious of you happiness and freedom. They might kill you for that. No matter the religion. Religion gives birth to violence. Always.
mmm.. ok 👌. But religion ended slavery. At least in Western Civilizations. You can still buy child sex slaves in the Middle East because of “religion” so I guess it just depends on which religion. And Satanism is a religion as well. Very confusing this religion stuff. But regardless, people get to worship as they see fit. At least in the free world.
According to the bible you can marry like in the “Middle East.” Your religion allows it. It were secular humanist movements that ended slavery and underage brides.
Satanism a religion, too. Sure.
But having no religion isn’t satanism. I know believers can’t grasp the concept of atheism. The brain of a believer doesn’t compute it after being indoctrinated for decades.
Why do nonbelievers care about what people believe? No one cares what nonbelievers don’t believe in. Sounds like you’ve got some other issues rolling around in your brain that have little to do with religious beliefs.
It’s self-defense. Non-believers are constantly harrassed by believers. It was worse in the old times. Back then believers used to torture and burn them. Oh, wait, believers still do it in some countries.