Christmas Dadjokes Are The Best Dadjokes

12 thoughts on “Christmas Dadjokes Are The Best Dadjokes”

1. I told a dadjoke once. The lady didn’t like.

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2. Boebert and Greene had a lovers spat. Would pay money to see these two
   having a bitch fight. Spitting, yelling, hair pulling, tit slapping, rolling on the
   ground fun.
   Both are bitchy and loud, difficult to pick a winner.

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3. I’m Joe Biden and I forgot this message

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4. I’ll put my money on the skinny one, she looks like a bitter.
   She’d have Greene squealing in delight.

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5. I need a bit of help, Christmas is fast approaching and I find myself
   a bit short of cash. A small donation,(minimum $100.00 U.S) would
   help cover meal costs, and a bottle or two of bubbly. I promise not
   to tap you anymore this calendar year for other needs.
   Your old pal,

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6. Don’t forget the 10% to the big man

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7. Rage Against the Machine, but modern woke version:
   F you I will do what you tell me

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8. Roses are red,
   Violets are black,
   If I ever run into Trump,
   I’ll kick him in the sack.

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9. Violets ate violet. Go treat your trump derangement syndrome.

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10. Trump is a dangerous criminal. A real patriot SHOULD kick him in the privates.

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11. You got some worthless NFTs I could invest my pension into?

12. Thank you for your Trump Defensive Sophistry.

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