15 thoughts on “Comedians Sharing Valuable Life Lessons”
Okay.
Sarah Silverman isn’t a comedian.
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Who is she then?
@Lolfosor
I guess you just have to insert some mysogynistic and antisemitic phrases as an answer. That’s what you get on other sites.
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He could mean that she just isn’t funny, which I agree with.
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Another Robin Williams inspirational quote: “Don’t give up! If life gives you lemons, just laugh, but don’t give up”. Umm, yeah . . . about that.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
@Lolfosor
Judging by that quote, she’s an illiterate.
@Pedant Fixed ;)
“Pedant – Judging by that quote, she’s an illiterate.”
Yeah, I read it a couple times trying to figure it out. Could be a threat, like the only reason she hasn’t killed us yet is because she doesn’t see us clearly. I’m not even sure if it non-parallel sentence structure or just bad grammar.
George Carlin
In wine there’s wisdom, in beer there’s freedom, in water there’s… Bacteria – ?
“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon… No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.” – xzibit
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler
Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” – Rita Rudner
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. – Garrison Keillor
In life you are given two ends; one to think with and the other to sit on. Your success in life depends on which end you use most. Heads you win, tails you lose. – Conrad Burns
She played an astronomer in Star Trek Voyager for an episode and she dates Mat Daemon.
Okay.
Sarah Silverman isn’t a comedian.
Who is she then?
@Lolfosor
I guess you just have to insert some mysogynistic and antisemitic phrases as an answer. That’s what you get on other sites.
He could mean that she just isn’t funny, which I agree with.
Another Robin Williams inspirational quote: “Don’t give up! If life gives you lemons, just laugh, but don’t give up”. Umm, yeah . . . about that.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
@Lolfosor
Judging by that quote, she’s an illiterate.
@Pedant Fixed ;)
“Pedant – Judging by that quote, she’s an illiterate.”
Yeah, I read it a couple times trying to figure it out. Could be a threat, like the only reason she hasn’t killed us yet is because she doesn’t see us clearly. I’m not even sure if it non-parallel sentence structure or just bad grammar.
George Carlin
In wine there’s wisdom, in beer there’s freedom, in water there’s… Bacteria – ?
“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon… No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.” – xzibit
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler
Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” – Rita Rudner
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. – Garrison Keillor
In life you are given two ends; one to think with and the other to sit on. Your success in life depends on which end you use most. Heads you win, tails you lose. – Conrad Burns
She played an astronomer in Star Trek Voyager for an episode and she dates Mat Daemon.
Jerry Seinfeld reptilian confirmed.
I was going to say that… weird choice for a pic.