22 thoughts on “Really Strange Google Search Suggestions”
I Google that everyday
I am sexually attracted to letters
I’m a lesbian
Yup
Lol looks like Rattus search history
I’m pretty sure it’s far worse than that
She creepy lol
Me Rattus me no use goagle
me use bing cause me different
Hey, idiots! The dullard who has now hijacked my placeholder name continues to offer up opinions that are antithetical to my own. I don’t use a search engine it’s known to track you .
Tortoise>cats
lol What is happening here? XD
The ratti trolls seems to have exploded.
seems like they don’t have anything else to do
@All Rattus Trolls
You know i no longer come here to argue but now just for laughs
But i dont engage least it may trigger one of the trolls to come after me
lol
Now you’re copying an entire post along with my name? I 90% pity you, 10% am irritated by you. I know that you wish to irritate, so congrats on that marginal bit of success, but are you cool with being pitied?
Yeah go get em sister
I like ice cream
A number of these have been memes in the past. See also: “why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?”
These have been a thing. Let’s see here:
Gifted children- It’s a book (http://amzn.to/2DpfjtQ)
Farting, eating dirt, microwave, letters, midgets, eating yourself, nipples, velociraptor – Okay, you got me on those. The search volume regarding the google suggestions outpaces the search volume for the meme itself.
What are you doing here? Go clean the dishes and do the laundry.
I Google that everyday
I am sexually attracted to letters
I’m a lesbian
Yup
Lol looks like Rattus search history
I’m pretty sure it’s far worse than that
She creepy lol
Me Rattus me no use goagle
me use bing cause me different
Hey, idiots! The dullard who has now hijacked my placeholder name continues to offer up opinions that are antithetical to my own. I don’t use a search engine it’s known to track you .
Tortoise>cats
lol What is happening here? XD
The ratti trolls seems to have exploded.
seems like they don’t have anything else to do
@All Rattus Trolls
You know i no longer come here to argue but now just for laughs
But i dont engage least it may trigger one of the trolls to come after me
lol
Now you’re copying an entire post along with my name? I 90% pity you, 10% am irritated by you. I know that you wish to irritate, so congrats on that marginal bit of success, but are you cool with being pitied?
Yeah go get em sister
I like ice cream
A number of these have been memes in the past. See also: “why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?”
These have been a thing. Let’s see here:
Gifted children- It’s a book (http://amzn.to/2DpfjtQ)
Pork chops- It’s also a book (http://amzn.to/2pcBhuS)
Dead pakistani – LOST (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cb1L7aivW8)
Canadian- It’s from an example of why bible literalists are morons (https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Why_can%27t_I_own_a_Canadian%3F)
Toothpaste factory – It’s a book. (http://amzn.to/2tL8eEd)
Pickles – Maury, but it’s a reach even for daytime TV (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkJazl9_YYw)
Golem – it’s a quote from Stranger Than Fiction
Pig shit- Movie quote (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9efcF2zUXM)
Rhinos- it’s a shirt (http://amzn.to/2peWe8q)
Carrot- old meme (http://weknowmemes.com/2012/01/sometimes-i-like-to-lay-on-the-floor-and-pretend-im-a-carrot/)
Gingers – a joke as old as at least South Park
Dolphin punch – it’s a book (http://amzn.to/2FTSi7I)
Farting, eating dirt, microwave, letters, midgets, eating yourself, nipples, velociraptor – Okay, you got me on those. The search volume regarding the google suggestions outpaces the search volume for the meme itself.
What are you doing here? Go clean the dishes and do the laundry.
Did the that scrubber send you home early?
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.