10 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter

1,761 thoughts on “10 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter”

1. Literally nobody cares about Robert Pattison

2. Can y’all calm down??

3. Who wants to be rowling?? She’s a bad writer

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4. This is so stupid…. HARRY POTTER CAME FIRST!!! SAY twilight IS BETTER BUT GET YOUR GODAMN FACTS RIGHT!!!!

5. Lol, totally agree with you. This person is CLUELESS!

6. You are all idiots but epically the author. Half of the post have improper gramer. The first time Sirius Black came out was before Jacob Black.

7. Second, light is also the good side in Harry potter and it’s associated with way more than Jesus. Also the author is suggesting that anyone with the last name Potter uses pot. WOW!

8. I haven’t read either, but from what I have heard about both, Harry Potter seems to be the better series. I am not putting hate on either book collections, but if I was forced to read either of these series, it would be Harry Potter…

9. This is a LIE

10. Yes this entire article is a LIE

11. Twilight sucks. Harry potter is a lifetime book.

12. Oh really sounds to me like your defending your stupid fandom, I have watched and read both Twilight and Harry Potter and I can tell you now Twilight is a piece of garbage

13. Rowling burned Meyer at a conference, Meyer claimed the God of writing sent her down to Earth to teach people how to write and Rowling said that she didn’t send anyone

14. That was so wrong you based half of those opinions on the looks and names of the books not the content

15. At least Harry did not have to be hot for people to like him, unlike twilight fans who have to be constantly reminded that Edward is hot.

16. I think the person who wrote this article just made it up 5 min ago like the way they looked up jk rowlings name
    I hope they were kidding or else I wouldn’t mind sending them their nearest mental asylums number
    HARRY POTTER RULES !!!!

17. haha yesss!!

18. So… Twilight is better than Harry Potter bc of the box sets? And vampires doesn’t exist either. Sirius Black was first mentioned in the third book: The Prisoner Of Azkaban, which came out in 1999. The first Twilight book came out in 2006.
    And Bella try being single for a while

19. this is PA-THE-TIC!!

20. That’s what I was thinking too.Harry Potter is WAY BETTER than Twilight

21. OMG the writer says if people believe in magic and wizards they are dumb but she obviously believes in vampires!! So how is THAT not stupid? Twilight is just a book about a girl who can’t live without her boyfriend

22. Nope, it’s Jennifer Aniston.

23. Haha yea

24. My father will hear about this!

25. Dumbledore has spoken

26. Yeah Cedric is like a 1000 times better than Edward

27. Lily_Luna..you’re true

28. Umm..did someone say Twilight is about family,acceptane and love? You’re totally kidding Muggle

29. Yass Hermione

30. Sally……just NO

31. I also have read and watched both and I LOVE both but these facts are just not right. I’m not Haten on HP or Twilight but whoever wrote this obviously doesn’t know what they are talking about

32. Also she thought pirates didn’t exist…..

33. Can y’all stop being a twilight fan? And stop saying “y’all”?

34. Twilight sucks
    I mean has this person ever read Harry Potter
    Do they even know that “Harry” means bravery
    Do they know how divine Joanne Kathleen Rowling is….
    And that is not JK at all
    And Black is his family name not colour but u speak as if JACOB is black in colour….
    Whoever wrote this I would like to mention that you are the only thing that sucks so badly

35. I agree. No need to be rude, but… I agree.

36. True.

37. J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter before Stephenie wrote Twilight.

38. Lol. True.

39. Haha, true!

40. True

41. The person who wrote this is so stupid. The facts are wrong and they have a lot of grammar and spelling errors. Plus they said ten reasons only listed five.

42. Even troll is way better than the sparkling vampire.

43. What did I just read? Are all Twilight fans this dumb or is it just this person? (I’m going to take a wild guess it’s a girl.)

44. Ah people. This is a spoof article. Meaning that the author was being sarcastic. Seriously. Smh

45. *Going to bother talking about it
    (This error is located in reason #4)
    My apologies for this spelling mistake, I only just realized it.

46. This is obviously fake

47. Thank you my faith in humanity is restored

48. All lot of people who like twighlight are crazy and unreasonable like whoever made this but it’s nice to know we have some reasonable people

49. I totally agree

50. yeah. this is a girl with horrible arguments.

51. Trolls are awesome. It be great to meet one of them, kill them if they attack, and get 100 points.

52. Harry Potter is the best.

53. This article has to be a joke… Right?

54. I agree with you, ThoseDarnNargles!
    LISTEN to DUMBLEDORE.

55. This thing is hilarious ur right.

56. Brilliant satire.

57. Wait, was this article serious? I thought it was a joke pulled by George Weasley.

58. RIP Cedric

59. Come child. Come to the right side, not just the winning side. We have Draco, Scorpius, Cedric, Neville, Ron, and Harry, and not to mention our bad*bleep* witches, hermione, Mcgonagall, Luna, Ginny, etc.
    And werewolves on page 394.

60. Chill guys. We are hp fans too, and I think this article was just a little joke by George. This reasons are not even close to valid.

61. I don’t care about Edward. He can jump off a cliff, just like his pathetic girlfriend. I’d be happier that way. I care about Robert and Cedric, not creepy vampire stalkers.

62. Finally, educated people

63. Relax guys, that was a joke by George Weasley, no one would actually be this stupid, right.

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64. Comic sans
    This must be a joke

65. Lol i can’t stop laughing

66. You can’t even spell anything right. And your jokes are AWFUL. And you need to start using proper English.

67. This is either the biggest troll or idiot on the internet.

68. This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.

69. Are you kidding me? These facts are all wrong and your GRAMMAR! I “siriusly” think this is a prank pulled by my Uncle George…

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70. Please , can someone tell me that this is a joke ….

71. i think so to…

72. Harry Potter wins Twiglight sucks.. I dont care what you say… btw: Volturi – Voldemort .. seriosly im wondering wo’s coping who :/

73. Harry Potter came out before Twilight… So Twilight copied Harry Potter. And that picture isn’t even J.K Rowling.

74. And the picture isn’t even her.

75. Do u somehow not know what depression is? Stop being ableis dirtbag

76. I think you just got hit by a bus or maybe you slept on your keyboard and wrote this shit just like twilight’s author did.

77. NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, MUGGLE

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78. I HOPE OUR BELLA KICKS YOUR BELLA OFF THAT CLIFF

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79. your teacher told you that your writing was like meyer’s because it sucks!!!

80. rubishly horrid

81. PREACH

82. Aha this was hilarious. :D I assume you were joking and just making fun of Twilight fans because No one could possibly be that Stupid.

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83. u r the crziest person alive

84. But its not better.It may be OK but Hp is definitely better

85. Wait till your father hears about this!

86. Whoever wrote this needs to see a therapist!

87. Bella Swan is the reason I hate my last name, there are more important things in life then having a sparkly vampire boyfriend. Harry Potter will ALWAYS be better.

88. I mean first name. I was in a rush.

89. It is truly RIDIKULOUS and unfortunate that your first name is shared with such a disgusting creature that is Bella Swan.

90. This seems like a joke. Please let it be a joke.

91. I had faith in humanity until I read this

92. No one can be this stupid right? Hp all the way

93. How can you think that twilight is better than Harry Potter. Twilight copied Harry Potter. Twilight is all about a girl who is desperate for a boyfriend.

94. Good job Rose, now lets go read some harry potter and recover from this ridiculousness.

95. Were you hit with the Knight Bus?

96. Absolutely! Don’t commit suicide! Or read Twilight because that’ll make your IQ take a drop off a cliff. Not to mention your social life’ll probably go with it.

97. Sally? I tried reading Twilight. I didn’t make it past the first book, and I only got through that book by forcing myself to read it. It’s just so dry… That’s how bad a writer Meyer is. I MADE IT TO THE BLOODY FIFTH PAGE AND FRIGGING FELL ASLEEP. And what an extensive vocabulary I learned from Twilight too. A vocabulary of prayers which I used to mourn the trees that gave their lives to print that abomination

98. PREACH

99. And Hagrid first mentioned his name in The Philosopher’s Stone, calling him “young Sirius Black”. THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE CAME OUT IN 1997

100. 20 POINTS?! GIVE HER THE BLOODY HOUSE CUP