How To Deal With Door-To-Door Preachers

Whenever people try to push their religion on me, I always try to sell them drugs. That usually creates an awkward conversation because neither of us will buy each other's shit.

5 thoughts on “How To Deal With Door-To-Door Preachers”

  1. Drugs good. Religion bad.

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  2. Don’t do drugs.

    Cats > Drugs > Dougs > Dough > Doe > Dogs

    – CatScan

  3. What if they are a shaman and wanted you to join their religion so you could get free psychedelic mushrooms?

  4. The full quote from Karl Marx translates as: “Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people”.

  5. Gotta try that one.

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