12 thoughts on “Bucket List: Things to Do Before You Die”
These are stupid
Only female mosquitoes suck blood, so the one pictured is not “he”, but “she”.
I hear Steven Wright’s voice doing the cross-eyed girl joke.
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Get a fart ringtone. Go into a crowded elevator and actually fart. When the questioning glares start, pull out your phone, point at it and play the ringtone with a wink.
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Because burying metal objects that say “get a life” is actually having a life, right? Oh, the irony…
Another pissed off feminist. Thank you, internet. :)
These are stupid
Only female mosquitoes suck blood, so the one pictured is not “he”, but “she”.
I hear Steven Wright’s voice doing the cross-eyed girl joke.
Get a fart ringtone. Go into a crowded elevator and actually fart. When the questioning glares start, pull out your phone, point at it and play the ringtone with a wink.
Because burying metal objects that say “get a life” is actually having a life, right? Oh, the irony…
Another pissed off feminist. Thank you, internet. :)
This is the bucket list of a 10 yr old
Compare this bucket list with John Goddard`s list from 1940 of 127 things to do during his life (he did 109 of them). He was 15 at the time, but already way too mature for silly pranks:
http://www.mademan.com/the-life-list-of-john-goddard-the-original-127-things-to-do-before-you-die-as-written-in-1940/
Yep, metal might be iron(Y)
I’ve done half of these in my twenties.
Thank you Edgehog. The evening wasn’t wasted
lol now same