Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.
But wait, there’s more! If you feel so invigorated, the thighs separate so that you an actually dress your butt pillow into your favorite pajamas or undies. Don’t worry: it’s not creepy at all! But wait, there’s even more! When not being used as a face or body pillow, the butt shaped pillow can be used as a handy little phone or table stand! Amazing, isn’t it?
According to buttress pillow company website: “The yoga pants wearing butt pillow comes in a few different colors to choose from, is made using 100% natural latex made from the sap of trees, and includes permanent silky inner cover and yoga-pant outer cover.” That’s a polite way to say that this freaky thing is comfortable and kinda-a-little environmentally friendly.
If you feel like this bootiful pillow is something you’d spend your hard-earned money on, you can get it on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
Have one of these pillows, not cracked up to all the hype.
So, do they also fart?
Yes. They come with 2 odours that you can choose from. Cabbage or rotten eggs.
The rotten egg is actually methane. I wouldn’t light up a joint anywhere around that pillow.
You must b3 very funny in parties
I wonder if you turn it over how bad the other side smells
Like week old cod fillets left out in the sunshine. Yummy, but deadly.
Now when I said bigasspillow…
Methane has no odor. The gas that smells like rotten eggs is hydrogen sulfide.
Week old cod. Have ever even HAD a woman. Doubt it.
Probably yes. The description was very accurate.
Ans here comes the even more funny guy in parties
Maybe in the EU where people bath once a week.
Antivaxxers says methane smells like rotten eggs. He has an opinion. Probably saw it on Youtube.
What makes you think that? We can afford a home. We have showers. Americans live in tents and consume drugs to forget their terrible American life.
Anonymous, why do you hate the U.S. so much? Is it because you are jealous, or just a flaming idiot?