The Funniest Tweets About Thanksgiving

Ah, Thanksgiving. There’s the food prep, the house prep, the deeply crazy family dynamics, and getting drunk to tolerate it all. The funny people of Twitter are on it.

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27 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Thanksgiving”

  1. We need more ham at Thanksgiving. Turkey is okay, but a little dry.
    Ham is delicious, nutritious, and reasonably priced.
    Would also help keep Thanksgiving an original Christian celebration.

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  2. Thank buddha we are not doing that stuff over here. We only have to deal with St. Martins day.

    PS: Roast duck/goose is a 1000 times more tasty than the bland turkey.

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  3. Remember, kids! Nobody likes a smug little bitch.

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  4. Not only sounds good, but taste good.

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  5. How do you figure that Thanksgiving is a christian holiday?

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  6. Thanksgiving is a pagan celebration originally. Just another feast stolen by Christians. And then later adapted by the first white Americans to the new world.

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  7. I definitely don’t like you.

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  8. Isn’t that where the pilgrims shared a feast with the natives who had helped them survive the previous winter, before wiping them out with disease and stealing their land?

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  9. You’re not fooling anyone loser.

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  10. Yes, American ideals.

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  11. Trump 2024

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  12. Trump, both a ham and a turkey in the same package. So he is a “Hurkey” as in loser.

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  13. Democrats for Trump! He’s guaranteed to lose. Again. Assuming he’s not in jail by then.

  14. GOP stole the house, again.

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  15. Uncle is right.

  16. So…is Thanksgiving like the only time of year Americans visit their families?

  17. Yes. Americans talk about family all the time but in reality they are egomaniacs. Hypocrites.

  18. We have curry on Thanksgiving out of respect for the Indians

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  19. try again

  20. You tell the little turds at the dinner table that the central government should be defunded then a shite show ensues. Never fails. Can’t we all get along. :laugh:

  21. I put turmeric in my soy milk out of respect to the HeShe’s/Sodomites and others who wear Crocks or micro dose.

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  22. What does the term sodomite say? It’s a fairy tale.

  23. Republicans got the house. Their next goal is to destoy America and all it stands for. They already announced it.

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  24. Silly Sod, it’s spelled “Crocs”.

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  25. Trump’s White House blocked government websites aimed at helping Americans vote, fighting human trafficking, easing homelessness, and stopping fraud, federal records show.
    This is what you can except from the GOP. Less freedom and the creation of more problems to blame others.

  26. Trump wants to make America grate again!!

  27. If the internet had herpes, it would be social media.

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