I just realized that Lil’ Orphan Annie is God’s daughter. No wonder she always survived.
of course yes, who else would worship him? Also, he made them to his image, so… yeah
me luv yummy mo-skeet-o
I always knew the not existing god is a jerk.
Malaria is very likely the #1 cause of human deaths throughout history. Long before war malaria was killing people. Long before humans invented gods, malaria was killing people. Malaria may have even been killing dinosaurs, long before humans ever existed to invent God.
I do not know if there is a god or not (nor do I pretend to), but I do know that the Judeo-Christian god of the Bible is an impossible contradiction that only fools can believe in.
@BrazilGotRekt
Neah – you didnt get it: God threw the intelligence at us in a wave of quantum probability. It’s the observer who chose to collapse the wave at different levels of stupidity.
The same goes for mosquitoes. God offered them in all possible states, but one evil ****** ****** chose to collapse the wave into an eigenstate of wicked fiendishness.
Yes, but thanks to mosquitos stuck in amber we have the DNA to bring the dinosaurs back, so they will actually save them in the long run.
Unfortunatly not. DNA is too fragmented or destroyed
Blasphemy. You shall be punished in a very brutal and payfull way for the glory of the one god to experience his warmth and love.
I meant painfull. But, well, you should pay for it too. God needs money.
*painful* But Jesus loves you anyway.
English isn’t my native language as I grew up in a free country.
Are you saying “Jurassic Park” wasn’t a documentary? Damn, I was going to take my kids there! By the way, did your sense of humor bypass surgery hurt?
God sucks – just like mosquitoes…
Did God make also the stupid people?
I just realized that Lil’ Orphan Annie is God’s daughter. No wonder she always survived.
of course yes, who else would worship him? Also, he made them to his image, so… yeah
me luv yummy mo-skeet-o
I always knew the not existing god is a jerk.
Malaria is very likely the #1 cause of human deaths throughout history. Long before war malaria was killing people. Long before humans invented gods, malaria was killing people. Malaria may have even been killing dinosaurs, long before humans ever existed to invent God.
I do not know if there is a god or not (nor do I pretend to), but I do know that the Judeo-Christian god of the Bible is an impossible contradiction that only fools can believe in.
@BrazilGotRekt
Neah – you didnt get it: God threw the intelligence at us in a wave of quantum probability. It’s the observer who chose to collapse the wave at different levels of stupidity.
The same goes for mosquitoes. God offered them in all possible states, but one evil ****** ****** chose to collapse the wave into an eigenstate of wicked fiendishness.
Yes, but thanks to mosquitos stuck in amber we have the DNA to bring the dinosaurs back, so they will actually save them in the long run.
Unfortunatly not. DNA is too fragmented or destroyed
Blasphemy. You shall be punished in a very brutal and payfull way for the glory of the one god to experience his warmth and love.
I meant painfull. But, well, you should pay for it too. God needs money.
*painful* But Jesus loves you anyway.
English isn’t my native language as I grew up in a free country.
Are you saying “Jurassic Park” wasn’t a documentary? Damn, I was going to take my kids there! By the way, did your sense of humor bypass surgery hurt?
Viruses… Malaria….?