How To Surprise a Woman And Be Really Romantic

Surprises like this one are like epic farts: they can end a relationship. Even a marriage. She has a surprise for him too, he’s dumped.

Surprises like this one are like epic farts: they can end a relationship.

11 thoughts on “How To Surprise a Woman And Be Really Romantic”

  1. “I have a surprise for you! The divorce papers are on the kitchen table. I am taking the house, the car and the kids!”

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  2. Right after youre finished the dishes!

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  3. Me thinks both are slobs.

  4. Esp. as the dishwasher is right there.

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  5. The dishwasher has her eyes covered

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  6. What a special man, saving the dishes for her like that.

  7. This is a metaphor for all you Trump supporters! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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  8. During Trump, your gas tank only held $36.
    Now it holds over $90.

  9. So how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

  10. During Trump, you sat home with your $36 tank of gas because you were unemployed and not going anywhere during the poorly handled and allowed to spread Trump Pandemic.

  11. By his incompetence and indifference Trump killed a million of American citizens alone. But why would he care for others? He has no empathy. Lying, abusing and gaslighting through life. Narcissism 101.

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