The Greatest Joke In The History of Mankind

You can might as well close the internet and never open another site again. You have now seen the greatest joke ever. It’s all downhill from here.

Was that a T-Rex that was just talking to you? Yeah, he just sold me a few handguns. What? Why?! He's my small arms dealer.

73 thoughts on “The Greatest Joke In The History of Mankind”

  1. That’s were republicans think guns come from!

    Everytime ….”they’ll just get there guns illegally” cause there is always a T-Rex hiding in the bush ready to sell you some!

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  2. That’s actually more reflective of criminal behavior. Sorry, the Feds would never know to collect the illegal handguns. Laws are not obeyed by criminals.

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  3. When one state has restrictions and the adjoining state is a free for all then all the criminals have to do is cross the state line and there are no federal laws to stop that traffic. “But mah rites have got a fringe on them”

  4. It’s just a dino joke, you don’t have to be so sore about it. 🦖

  5. BOOOOOOOO

  6. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (70), alt-right activist, former presidential candidate, conspiracy nut, antivaxxer and Republican icon – also known for beheading whales and eating bear cubs or draping their carcasses in the park – is in the news.
    The conservative has been caught having an affair with journalist Olivia Nuzzi (31) of the New York Magazine and boasting about having nudity pictures of her. Kennedy is married for the 3rd time – at the moment. Nuzzi had been engaged until one month ago.
    Conservative values. 😂🤮

  7. So? Does your news make food or housing prices affordable? Also it pales in comparison to Justines 3 ethics’s convictions. But hey, lets only talk about stupid meaningless hogwash while people sink lower and lower under the weight of Government/corporate corruption.

  8. @Breaking ‘news’- RFK wasn’t having an affair with Floosie Nuzzi-she was trying(unsuccessfully) to have an affair with him. You should actually find out the whole story instead of just parroting the propaganda that you hear.

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  9. Yeah, sure. Blame the woman. Because he 70 is so attractive to young women at 31. Conservatives are a desperate misogynistic lot. Pathetic.

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  10. Republican hypocrits are unfit to rule a country. The Republican party is ruled by decadence and perversion.

  11. Republicans think guns are so easy to acquire by criminals….that the T-Rex in the woods looks plausible to them…..but then again they believe in flat earth and anti vax voodoo!

  12. Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.

  13. People with guns kill people.

  14. Almost every one of the mass shooter events they publicize are ended by a good guy with a gun. It’s not a gun issue with these people, it’s a mental health issue.

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  15. Lead therapy cures the mental condition.

  16. Why have gun control laws ? Criminals will just break the laws.

    By that logic, we shouldn’t have any laws at all I guess. Criminals will just break them anyway, right?! They can all just live next door and do whatever they want. Makes perfect sense. No need to have laws about them giving my kids drugs or assaulting my wife either.

    Some people have lost all sense of reason. Some even claim they want to be tough on crime, but now they want a criminal to run the country. It just doesn’t make sense.

  17. The link between SSRI’s and mass shooting is clear. Especially the Trans shooters. Doped to the max.

  18. That “good guy with a gun” often is the shooter himself or a cop, rarely a random good guy.

  19. “it’s a mental health issue” so let’s give them easy access to guns…..people with mental health issues!!!! Seriously are repubs this dumb?

  20. Give us some examples of these many “trans shooters”. Will you?

  21. Did you just ask a Republican to prove their BS? They will just deflect and make it about something else lol

  22. How about they effectively apply the laws already in place?

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  23. I don’t know about trans shooters even though it’s doubtful since they would have to crawl under their vehicle and their big guts won’t fit. But I know of one who shot his lawn mower when it wouldn’t start. Good thing it didn’t have any gas in it.
    Maybe if all states had the same red flag and other laws to keep guns out of the mentally troubled and strawman buyers hands then they could be better enforced. But the NRA and others of the “Mah Rights” groups don’t like that idea.

  24. Bob doesn’t do homework for those that don’t know how to use a search engine other than Google.

  25. This guy keeps saying criminals don’t obey laws but then turns around and tells us to apply the ones in place?! Are you being dumb on purpose, if so well done!

    What if we just made it harder for stupid people like you to get guns? It’s a simple fix that only eludes the most idiotic!

  26. He’s a repubaby…..he only knows how to lie and cry!

  27. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. It ain’t rocket science!

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  28. Yes, apply the laws in place, against the criminals. They are not doing such a good job at that when even the ones they pick up are out on the street with no bail.
    Apply the laws in place before your create drastic new ones. Given the law makers track record, if they banned guns in would be a massive failure in application.
    Moron

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  29. Once again Bob can’t produce a list.

  30. But if criminals don’t obey laws as you say…..what is the point of the existing ones? Your argument has been dismantled and like a child you choose to deflect instead of retort!

    Do you put the right shoe on the left foot kid?

    No, you wouldn’t know how to tie them!

  31. He just says the same thing over and over……Everytime you destroy it…he just says a different thing over and over……Bob is dumb like every republican! We can’t expect educated answers from these people!

    They don’t have an education!

  32. It’s a shame such stupid people like Rep voters are allowed to vote. You need to be mature enough to get the right to vote. Those people are not for obvious reasons. How can we help them?

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  33. We can take them out behind the chemical shed!

  34. So, if they can’t enforce the current laws, which would prevent a great deal of crime, we should just make a superseding law? Good plan.

    Also, the cops don’t show up until after something happens.

  35. Republicans don’t want crime, gun violence and immigration to drop. They need a population in fear. Or they’d lose their voter base.

  36. Youre the one saying they can’t enforce laws so why put a new one in! You see it’s called “consequence”. When you commit a crime, the cops job is to dispense justice….or “consequence” to the perpetrator! However, the gun control laws the liberals aim for (yes a pun) are not administered by the police, they are laws designed to restrict access of guns! This means regulatory practices that alter how guns are sold not how cops respond! So your argument on laws that can’t be enforced are moot here, the aim of gun control is to restrict access not increase punishment.

  37. Guns don’t kill people. Republicans kill people.

  38. If you cannot see the controlled demolition of Western Civilization then you will perpetually be shocked and angry at what’s happening around you and what’s coming in the future. Do you honestly believe that people just stopped enforcing the law on accident. They were TOLD not to enforce the law. They were TOLD to let millions of illegal immigrants into the West. This is all orchestrated chaos. Keep people angry, scared and fighting among themselves while the elites pull the rug out from everyone. They are draining the money from western countries as fast as they can because they know. Do you think food and housing prices just magically went up with no Government push back what’s so ever. Accept it and make plans around it. Like it or not the West is finished. Another 10-15 years and it will be over. And darkness will swallow the world. Watch and see.

  39. The problem is you are promoting and voting those who are in league with the dark forces behind it. You are being decieved. There is a dark lord in the east and he is trying to take over the world. Trump is just his puppet. Consumed by greed and lust for power.

  40. End of the world? Shouldn’t you paint it on the sandwich board your wearing?

  41. For me, given the present lawlessness, recently imported population and ineffectiveness of law enforcement, I’d like to have a gun to protect myself and my family. (Yes, I have had training and am a legal gun owner) I’d rather be facing possible charges for stopping a violent crime than bury my kids and have little more than a police report to sooth my soul because 911 took 20 minutes to arrive.
    If you have 3 guys busting in your house, even 5 minutes is forever.

  42. That’s why the US will never be a real country.

  43. Okay, You are a responsible gun owner….wouldn’t you want the current laws changed so that only responsible gun owners can buy guns?

    Or should they stay the same and you can acquire a gun with minimal effort….any jerk can get one! Wouldn’t it be nicer if they had to go through extra steps to prove they know what they are doing? Like you did? You didn’t have to be responsible, you could have bought the gun, loaded it and stuffed it in your kids backpack for safe keeping! Not you nor any responsible gun owner would do that! I would rather only responsible gun owners who’s sole purpose in purchasing the weapon is to protect their family or hunting be the only people allowed to by a gun! It doesn’t stop bad people from getting guns…..but it stops irresponsible people from getting them then just selling them on the street because they know they can get more for it there! Lax gun laws are polluting the streets with unwanted guns! Only those who care about the gun should be allowed to own one!

    In Canada you can get most guns you could in America, however there are hurdles to cross. Step 1 is a simple PAL license that grants you access to non restricted firearms you’d use for hunting and sharp shooting, step 2 is a restricted license and this grants you access to handguns and the more dangerous guns meant for target shooting! Then there is step 3, this allows the acquisition of prohibited weapons, however no ordinary Joe schmoe can get one, you need to either have a substantial collection (think museum) or a business to aquire one of these! You must go through step 1 to get to step 2 and so on! This system helps make guns more attractive to people who love them and less attractive to those that just want one to rob a convenience store! It helps keep the level of street guns down as less unwanted guns end up back in circulation on the streets!

    Keep guns in the hands of those who love the gun, not those who love the power it gives them!

  44. All that to say I want a list of gun owners so we can eventually take them away and leave them helpless against the criminals our own Government purposely imported.

  45. If you are confronted by armed criminals entering your home, you should do what the anti-gun people suggest and call 911 and wait for a social worker to arrive, evaluate that person’s mental health present and past, as well as any possible cultural oppression they may have indirectly experienced, create a report and have the authorities act in a manner that is respectful to their lived experience.
    With the coroner’s report, you will receive a ticket for having a locked door which is in fact racist.

  46. Doesn’t happen in civilized countries with working gun laws.

  47. Repubabies worried about the guns they don’t ever use and don’t know how!

    Keep the incel tears a rolling!

  48. They want guns to protect themselves from the invisible baddies that Have NEVER entered their homes lol but they could……so keep a bunch of guns handy just in case lolol what morons!

    Maybe hang some garlic on your doors…..just in case vampires are real!

  49. Guns have been proven to kill innocent people……so buy guns to protect yourself

    The vaccine has proven to save lives…..but don’t get it to protect yourself…..

    Guns kill more people by accident than any vaccine could possibly kill on purpose….yet guns good……vaccine bad?

    Not even the greatest fiction writer could invent this level of stupidity!

  50. Guns are most dangerous when the bad guys have them but the good ones don’t.

    You throw out blanket statements like “ban all guns!” But there is no real thought behind it. No idea as to how it would work, expected results and long term effectiveness. It’s a bumper sticker solution to an issue that you see a rainbow at the end of. The crisis is not legal gun ownership, it’s mental health.

    Peanuts kill people, outlaw peanuts! Hell, the remnants alone of someone else eating peanuts can be deadly for a person. You don’t even need ill intent. And what! Peanuts are used as an ingredient in explosives!

    Next: Dihydrogen Monoxide – Everyone that has encountered this either has or will die!

  51. Show us the science that the jabs saved lives. Because Phizer and Moderna are both in court right now for saying the same thing without having any proof. They themselves cannot provide proof that their vaccinations saved anyone. Not a single person. So please, please.. forward them your proof. Their about to be forced to payout billions so I’m sure they would love to hear from you.

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  52. Their in court with only 5 us states……..why only 5? Less than ten percent of the country…..wait isn’t 10 percent of the country unvaccinated? Correlation? They are in court because they were ACCUSED and they will win and you will he butt hurt about it…..nothing will change your butt hurt about everything Bob!

    The 5 states are Republican states…..what we call in academia “the lowest eigenstates” lower than a super position could collaps into!

    By your logic, whatever trump was in court for, he did!

  53. So those kids that accidently kill their parents or siblings are bad guys?

    Seriously repubabies are too dumb for the internet!

  54. They do stop you from having peanuts you muppet ….should they make drugs legal again? I mean your logic says so! Just because they kill people doesn’t mean we should do anything about it!

    Do you conservatives think? Youre outdone by your own arguments!

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  55. Also…..no one said ban all guns except the Republican……just so you know where they get their info about other people from….it’s from themselves…they like projecting onto others as proven in this comments section……….

    No one but the Republican said “ban all guns”

  56. This is why I rub peanuts all over my clothes before every flight or train ride. That’s just how I roll. Weakness should be purged from the gene pool for the greater good of humanity.

  57. Then why are you still here?

  58. Shocking concept you should consider.
    People that want to break the law, don’t care about the law. And, after they break the law, if there are no serious repercussions, they have even less respect for the law.
    Your solution – Someone should create a law to stop that.

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  59. Where is it legal to kill someone in the US?

  60. Because he’s not allergic to peanuts 🥜.

    If they break into your house you can shoot them dead inside your house Legally in most States. States where you’re allowed to own a gun anyway.

  61. Ya so we should make it easier for those that want to break the law to get a gun…..

    Good idea Bob!

  62. So you guys understand Bob more…..what he’s trying to say is making laws that can’t stop people is pointless ….like laws against rape ….they don’t stop the rape so why have them? Laws against murder….they don’t stop the murder so why have them?

    Laws against pedophilia don’t stop trump and his friends from dittitling little kids……so why have the law?

    Right Bob?

  63. Delusional leftists, you can stay unarmed.

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  64. That’s Bob losing the argument lol

  65. He’s seething now!

  66. If we only had a law… Oh wait, we have a ton of them and they already apply.

    This is the same leftist wisdom Biden showed last year when he made a new law against lynching.

  67. But you said criminals don’t follow laws Bob…….which is it? Do the current laws work yes or no? If yes then wouldn’t a new one also work? If no, then why have the current laws?

  68. Comprehension escapes you. You read the words yet somehow only hear what you want.

  69. Well no…..when I “read” words I see them Bo, not hear them! Looks like comprehension might be too big of a word for you!

  70. Oh Bob dodging the questions again? Surprise surprise!!!

  71. Amazing. The left doesn’t understand basic conversational English either.
    Shall I dissect your response? I can see errors that wouldn’t get past your third grade teacher.
    The is no hope for you.

  72. “the is no hope….” Ya maybe pointing out errors isn’t your strength Bob! Way to make the right look as incompetent as usual!

  73. So when you have nothing you declare a “Bob”. I’ll give you credit in that almost as soon as a “Bob” is declared, the conversation dies.
    Weak

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