There Are No Monsters In The Closet, Sleep Well

If you are a young parent and looking for advice how to deal with your kid having nightmares and being scared to sleep in the dark, here’s a handy guide for you.

Sleep well.

40 thoughts on “There Are No Monsters In The Closet, Sleep Well”

  1. The monsters are RFK, Jr., Elon Musk, Sean Duffy, Brendan Carr, Stephen Miller, Vivek Ramaswamy, Mike Huckabee, Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, Pete Hegseth, and Marco Rubio. Oh, and those armed Nazis who marched down the streets of Columbus, Ohio.

    Trump and his minions are coming for YOU.

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  2. Yawnnn. Ok.

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  3. She is correct not lying to the kid. Too many kids are nearly 8,
    and still believe in Santa Clause, the Easter bunny, Trump, and
    the tooth fairy.

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  4. Lydia Barker-Finch is blue haired man who wears women’s clothes. A monster no less.

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  5. The Trump Family, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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  6. We in Europe laugh about Americans because they believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, Ghosts and Zombies until they become adults. Including their panic attacks when they discover the truth.
    Sad thing is they still believe all the other crap Trump and his weirdo minions tell them until they die.

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  7. And they believe in amok shootings. And lynch mobs. Because they are real.

  8. Leftest believed their ideology was the best. Now having panic attacks when they learn they we’re wrong and that most people think they are mentally warped. Same thing as believing in Santa I guess.

  9. No Santa? Next thing you’ll be trying to tell us there’s no Trumpus, coming in January to punish all the naughty liberals. 👹

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  10. No, Effendi. THey believe amok shootings, school shootings and lynch mobs are leftist fake news and never happened. It’s all performed by actors.

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  11. School shootings are the price one has to pay to live in a free and safe country.
    So, what’s a little collateral damage?
    (Sarcasm for those slow on the uptake.)

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  12. Dear “Cry Dems Cry:”

    If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

  13. Yesterday in New York a man killed 4 people with a kitchen knife. When they arrested him he had a bag full of them. That’s crazy. There is no reason for the average citizen to own a kitchen knife at all, leastwise an arsenal of them. We need stricter knife laws in this country. 🤪🔪

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  14. How about psychological healthcare? Just a thought. It works for other countries where people can keep their knifes.

  15. Those a leftist countries. It could never work in the US. Americans can’t live with such an amount of freedom.

  16. Says the people who can be arrested for Facebook posts.

  17. Says the person that mistakenly thinks he can not be arrested for facebook posts.

  18. That’s because social justice kittens have taken over the world.

  19. So you don’t like kittens. Monster.

  20. Who is even on FacePig at this point. They should be arrested.

  21. Let’s go to TruthAntiSocial and hate together.

  22. Don’t hate on Facebook. They’re singlehandedly keeping the gift card industry alive. At least that’s what the nice woman at the IRS said when she contacted me about getting some Walmart cards to pay off those back taxes I didn’t know I oweed. 😆😆😆

  23. Sorry, Kid. You are born a slave and you’ll die a slave.

  24. You’re safe kid. You’re a boy. Everything coming out of the closet these days wants to compete with girls.

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  25. You compete with girls? Always knew you are a wimp.

  26. He’s a conservative. They love bullying the weak.

  27. But it’s the Democrats who are putting men in girls sports and locker rooms not Conservatives. Democrats are the creators of the Trans movement, the baby killers etc.. Yours is the party of perversion. The true face of evil. Everyone knows that.

  28. Butt, butt, butt. All you can think of is butts. Perv. Typical human trafficing Republican. Selling those girls to the highest bidder and orange kreeps.

  29. Democrats are the worlds leading human traffickers. It’s why the border is wide open. The Biden Administration leads the world in human trafficking mostly of children. Also of drug trafficking. Bet the corrupt old fart takes a cut of both. The Left is soulless.

  30. Can you present any proof of that or are all the investigations into conservative human traffickers a witchhunt.
    Don’t answer the question we already know you’ll lie to us. And yourself. 😂😂😂

  31. He’s probably holding a slavegirl in his attic he bought direcly from Gaetz.

  32. Active imaginations do not represent reality. If they did Kamala would be President and Trudeau wouldn’t have gone all the way to Florida to kiss Trumps butt.

  33. How would one kiss Trump’s butt. He has diapers on.

  34. Ask Socks.

  35. Sorry, my socks don’t speak to me. What’s your prescription?

  36. Ask Castro’s Son Justine. Justine.. hahahaha what an asshat.

  37. I think you overdosed.

  38. Yes.. I’m ecstatic about Trumps win and the Global demise of Leftist ideological madness. Most people are. Obviously.

  39. Instead you’ll have no idiology just crime. Well done. 🙄

  40. Well like most countries once they get rid of all the illegal immigrants crime will drop. Then he can focus on illuminating all US financial aid to other countries. Can’t wait for that. All countries should be self sufficient anyway.

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