When you’re sittin’ on the toilet and the paper is gone, be a man, use your hand… or get some Shittens! After all, protecting ourselves from fecal matter should be a top priority right up there with wearing sunscreen and planning for retirement.
Shit is gross. Nobody is arguing about that. That’s why it’s the star of biting zingers such as “Shithead”, “Shit for brains”, or “Eat shit and die”, so it’s really important to not get in your hands after after a hard and disastrous pooping session.
Shittens are disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes come in a pack of 20 towelettes, are eco-friendly and FDA approved for babies, pets, and adults, and each mitten measures 7 inches x 5 inches (18 cm x 13 cm) and can be purchased on Amazon… obviously… because Jeff Bezos owns everything and everyone, and he’s even ready to profit from stupid crap like this.
If you enjoy wasting your money on dumb stuff like this, also check out Poop Knife and Undies For Two which we’ve previously featured on this awesome site.
MMMMMM… Nutella
yum….
You can turn them inside-out to use them twice!
These will go great with my Shnuggie. (the poopable snuggie. stay warm and cozy while you go)
Why not just wash? That thing in many European hotel bathrooms is NOT a drinking fountain. It is for getting back that fresh feeling after using the toilet.
Big sales in the Middle East no doubt.
I thought it was for rehydration when I crawl into the bathroom on all fours…
The only way to touch an incel.
Hygiene is for leftists.
mooselimbs just use their left hand
American chrishens use their tongue.