Get your best eye rolls, smirks, and witty retorts ready, because we’re about to tell you about an amazing competition called sarcasm world championships that takes place in Uruguay. But not really.
16 thoughts on “Sarcasm World Championships Will Get You Places”
Sarcasm is the tool by which Atheists will seduce the hearts of all human beings.
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Wut?
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Truth and fact convince the hearts of human beings. The lies of the theists only lead to hate, violence and war.
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What a thoughtfully clever comment, handsome stranger. It’s obvious you are at the top of the Mensa list.
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Atheists show their asses just as much as theists…if not more. Silly creatures, the lot of them.
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Now now, there is nothing wrong with atheists or theists, as long as you cook them properly.
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Strongly disagree @AthiestFreedomFighter. I’m an atheist myself, but suggesting “theists” are liars is a bit extreme (and hypocritical).
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Every religion is a lie, my friend.
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So, what is it called you just did?
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Dark matter and dark energy are un-provable fudge factors for “scientists” whose theories requiring faith in some 13.3 billion old unstable singularity.
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That’s not faith. It’s a thesis. If it becomes a proven concept, like if someone finds real dark matter particles, it will become a theory. Either way it has nothing to do with faith. It’s a construct for maths in physics to explain certain phenomena. If the concept fails to do so or if it proven wrong it will be abandoned. No holy wars in science. Science isn’t religion. You don’t have to believe in it. It just works without sacrificing a lamb to the ghost of Albert Einstein.
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Are they kosher? Or halal?
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So many doesn’t know the difference between irony and sarcasm.
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@AFF
Dark M/E is a fiction, you people made it up. Now apologize.
Sarcasm is the tool by which Atheists will seduce the hearts of all human beings.
Wut?
Truth and fact convince the hearts of human beings. The lies of the theists only lead to hate, violence and war.
What a thoughtfully clever comment, handsome stranger. It’s obvious you are at the top of the Mensa list.
Atheists show their asses just as much as theists…if not more. Silly creatures, the lot of them.
Now now, there is nothing wrong with atheists or theists, as long as you cook them properly.
Strongly disagree @AthiestFreedomFighter. I’m an atheist myself, but suggesting “theists” are liars is a bit extreme (and hypocritical).
Every religion is a lie, my friend.
So, what is it called you just did?
Dark matter and dark energy are un-provable fudge factors for “scientists” whose theories requiring faith in some 13.3 billion old unstable singularity.
That’s not faith. It’s a thesis. If it becomes a proven concept, like if someone finds real dark matter particles, it will become a theory. Either way it has nothing to do with faith. It’s a construct for maths in physics to explain certain phenomena. If the concept fails to do so or if it proven wrong it will be abandoned. No holy wars in science. Science isn’t religion. You don’t have to believe in it. It just works without sacrificing a lamb to the ghost of Albert Einstein.
Are they kosher? Or halal?
So many doesn’t know the difference between irony and sarcasm.
@AFF
Dark M/E is a fiction, you people made it up. Now apologize.
For what? It’s not my fault you are uneducated.
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