Behold! There’s a new plastic crap that will float in the oceans after few years! A small, oval-shaped face with a well-defined and pointy V-line chin is one of the most coveted female beauty features in many Asian countries, and they can apparently get it by simply sucking on a bottle-shaped gadget for 10 minutes a day. At least according to this seller on Chinese shopping platform TaoBao.
Is this for real? Unfortunately, yes. Wet Pants Denim is a real company that will sell you a pair of jeans that look like you just pissed yourself. New jeans will cost you $75, however you can send them jeans that you already own and they will piss-stain them for $30. From their website: “In an effort to reach a wider customer base and do our part to reduce textile pollution, we’re happy to provide the imagery of authentic urinary incontinence, on a pair of jeans that you already own, at a fraction of the cost.”
Serama chickens are the smallest in the world, but you really couldn’t tell by their attitude. Seeing them pose with their head pulled back and chest sticking out, you’d think they were some kind of feathered bodybuilders.
It sure seems many cat owners have lots of free time to come up with weird stuff. They have actually started ordering googly eyes and sticking them on every single cat butt they can find to make them look like elephants. Scroll down to see the best (worst?) examples!
The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel that hangs off it to cover your cat’s butthole. What’s worse than having some people over only to have your cat walk out in the room flaunting it’s uncovered butthole all over the house? As your guests see your cats anus, your mother faints to the floor and your grandmother gasps in horror. If only there were a better way… Simply put the butthole necklace over your cat’s tail and the shame your cat walks around with will be hidden from view! The only problem: when cat goes to take a dump, you’re going to end up with a butt bling full of poop.
Donut, sausage, or potato: the vintage beauty pageant queens covered (and were covered in) all kinds of delicious food. Why don’t we get these kind weird of beauty pageants nowadays?
If you were looking for a sign, look no further: Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke, pun, or a witty observation. This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron in 2005 and is still ongoing. The owners say, that it had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like, but they wanted to do something better with it. And so they did. Scroll down to see the best examples.
These lovely middle finger candles were created to help you display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn them or just display them as a conversation starter on the mantle is up to you. Available in different scents and colors from various sellers on Amazon, middle finger candles seem to be the latest interior decoration sensation.
