Why you should marry? Because it’s extremely helpful when you don’t know what you are thinking. Your wife will always help you out by telling exactly what you are thinking.
Your Contacts Won’t Help You During a Police Stop
Police officers don’t give a damn who you know. Don’t try to intimidate them with your fancy contacts. It will only make you look stupid.
Medieval Conservatives: Make It Make Sense
If the lords had more gold, then the peasants would too, it’s common sense. If you do not agree, you are just a dumb liberal. Well, are you?
Relatable Meme: Everything Is On Track
She’s not lying, everything is indeed on track in her life, however the track is a almost completely destroyed and definitely unusable. Just like her (and your) life.
Ketchup Meme: Shopping List Misunderstanding
Men are like GPS systems – give us clear directions, or we’ll confidently lead you to the middle of nowhere, proclaiming, “You have reached your destination!” If you want us to buy ketchup, just say so. No need to use confusing language.
Bacteria: The Only Culture Some People Have
This saying is very true. Especially when talking about all those ranting lunatics who post political comments on this site.
Stroke Meme: A Slight Misunderstanding
This type of high quality humor is why you should visit this site more often and follow our profiles on Google News, Instagram and Facebook.
Wine Tasting: There Are Two Different Approaches
Why approach wine tasting like some snobbish a-hole when you can just get wasted on fermented grape juice like a normal person?
Nature’s Snacks: The Two Types of Sky Raisins
Snack prices are getting out of hand. Here’s a lifehack how no to pay for snacks ever again! Do you like spicy snacks or regular snacks? Both are free during summertime.
Family Logic Is Weird: Tattoos vs. Babies
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT! Also family: Have a baby! Make it make sense.
The Funniest Cartoons by Ryan Mason
Ryan Mason is a brilliant little-known cartoonist from the US of A. He started making comics back in the 2007 and is still going strong aiming to draw at least one cartoon each week. Some of his cartoons are pretty dark, so not probably not everyone will like them, however If you do and wish to support Ryan’s work, check out his book here. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
Finally! Extra Slutty Olive Oil!
Extra slutty olive oil is olive oil that has slept around a bit and earned itself a bad reputation. It is the polar opposite of extra virgin olive oil and it claims to have a better time.
The Funniest Cartoons by Will McPhail
Will McPhail is a professional doodler extraordinaire. As a regular contributor to The New Yorker, he uses his superpower of turning mundane moments into funny cartoons, ensuring that readers can enjoy a chuckle while sipping their morning coffee (or beer, if they’re raging alcoholics). Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
Kermit The Frog Meme: If I Can’t Have Her, No One Can
Divorce is never easy. It’s even more challenging if your wife is Miss Piggy and your favorite breakfast food is bacon. Kermit will do fine in prison, though. He’s already used to have a human hand in his butt.
Crazy Mother Russia: What’s Life In Russia Is Really Like
Crazy mother Russia is like a vodka-fueled fever dream where bears dance the tango in the streets, every meal is an epic showdown between borscht and caviar, and people consider subzero temperatures as “t-shirt weather”. Scroll down to see some of the most insane pictures!
