Did you know that you can get hundreds of “For Rectal Use Only” stickers for just a few dollars on Amazon, and some people are taking advantage of this tempting deal? Featured below are some of the funniest examples.
Dog Ghost Costume: Cheap And Simple Halloween Idea
If you’re a a dog owner and are looking for a cheap and simple Halloween costume for your pet, ghost dog costume might be just the right idea. You can make it yourself with a pair of scissors and a white bed sheet. The result is hilarious. If you don’t feel like making one yourself, there’s always Amazon where you can order a costume for a few bucks. Scroll down to check some of our favorites!
Typical Internet Commenter: Her Nose Is Too Big
See this guy? This you commenting here how everything sucks and all the content is stupid. This is basically not a meme, this is a mirror.
The Scariest Funny Halloween Pumpkin Ideas Ever
We’ve compiled a gallery of some of the scariest and truly horrifying Halloween pumpkin carvings that will give you more than enough ideas for your own jack-o’-lantern designs in the years to come. Enjoy!
Hydra Meme: Shopping at IKEA Is Extremely Dangerous
Here a tip for all you IKEA shoppers: do not under any circumstances spell out loud the names of furniture they are selling. It’s literally a question of life and death.
Memory Loss Meme: Memory Loss Is No Laughing Matter
Little known fact: memory loss may actually be contagious. Did you know that? Even worse: memory loss may actually be contagious. Scary, isn’t it?
She’s an Independent Thinker, Not a Sheep
You’re just gonna listen to doctors who studied medicine for 10 years? That’s something only a dumb sheep do. The real truth comes from Facebook moms!
Car Service Meme: This Is Not a F****ing Joke, Gary!
French cars are like the croissants of the automotive world – flaky, unpredictable, and guaranteed to leave you feeling a little frustrated when they fall apart in your hands. Gary is a liar, his car was never running perfectly.
Mild Roast Meme: I’d Like Your Mildest Roast, Please
Mild or dark roast, you should make your coffee at home. You would be crazy rich now if only you avoided coffee shops and avocado toast. It’s common knowledge.
Lewis And Clark Meme: Just Imagine The Future…
Don’t you just love how beautiful America has turned out? The American cities are truly works of art. Our ancestors would be proud.
Ever Wonder How Sliced Bread Was Invented?
Sliced bread has not been around forever. It was actually invented by some guy in ancient Rome. Before that they just ripped up the bread like savages. Just a little neat fact we thought you should know.
DIY Researcher: Hurricane Conspiracy Unmasked
In a shocking twist, anonymous sources (read: you cousin’s neighbor’s dog) have confirmed that Democrats have mastered the dark art of weather control!
Hurricane Meme: What Causes Hurricanes?
When people are sharing their batshit crazy conspiracy theories online, it’s always an entertaining read. Whats the most insane theory have you heard about hurricanes?
It’s Important To Get The Job Priorities Right
Employers just have to stop the pizza party and ping pong table bullshit. People got to work to get paid. Is it so hard to understand?
Menendez Brothers Meme We All Deserve #MenendezBrothers
Recent release of Netflix’s “Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story” has renewed interest in Menendez Brothers case, but this meme here is just a reminder that it doesn’t really matter who do you vote for. You are screwed either way.
