Here’s a strong contester for the 2023 “Totally Useless & Embarrassing Product Of The Year” award: fake tongue to lick your cat. This is how you use it: you hold in your mouth and use it by fake licking your cat with each stroke of fake tongue sticking out of your mouth. Not only does this definitely not work at all in regards to actually washing your cat (not just pissing him off), but also just makes you look like a complete idiot while using it, so it’s 100% a lose-lose situation.