Fake Tongue To Lick Your Cat: Yes, It’s a Real Product

Here’s a strong contester for the 2023 “Totally Useless & Embarrassing Product Of The Year” award: fake tongue to lick your cat. This is how you use it: you hold in your mouth and use it by fake licking your cat with each stroke of fake tongue sticking out of your mouth. Not only does this definitely not work at all in regards to actually washing your cat (not just pissing him off), but also just makes you look like a complete idiot while using it, so it’s 100% a lose-lose situation.

Fake tongue for licking your cat.

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The Funniest Tweets Roasting Andrew Tate

Here’s the backstory: former kickboxer Tate tried to provoke the Swedish climate change activist by bragging about how many cars he owns as well as asking the 19-year-old for her email address so he could send her a “complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions”. Thunberg replied with “yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com” Greta’s retort did now go well with Tate’s ego as he responded to it in a video and was seen making several hate comments against the climate activist. However, the clip featured two boxes of Jerry’s pizza, which has allegedly tipped off Romania authorities to his whereabouts. Following the arrest of influencer Andrew Tate in Romania on suspicion of human trafficking, Twitter was flooded with memes. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Twitter user roasting Andrew Tate.

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Chicken Shaming: A New Hobby For The Farm

Some chickens are friendly and polite, but others give up laying you eggs and choose the life of crime. From attacking little children and cats to trashing the house once inside, and shitting on your favorite chair. Teaching them a lesson, chicken owners are shaming their animals after catching them red-handed, and we’re loving it.

Shaming chickens is fun.

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Finally! 2023 Pooping Dogs Calendar Is Here!

Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call. Also important: $1 from each “Pooping Pooches 2023” calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need. This tasteful calendar is available Amazon. It’s 17 x 11 inches (43 x 28 cm if you don’t understand the freedom units of measurement) when opened. Scroll down to see some examples of what you can expect to see if you decide to buy it and put up in your living room!

Pooping dogs are beautiful!

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