Can You Guess What’s For Dinner Tonight?

Being a sarcastic a-hole is the ultimate parenting approach – it’s like a superpower that allows you to simultaneously entertain yourself and educate your children. Please keep visiting this site for more parenting tips and tricks!

What are you making for dinner? Why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve.

An Actual Deleted Scene From Rocky (1976)

This movie came out so long ago that you probably think that you already know everything there’s to know about it. But you would be wrong. The dialogue “Why don’t boxers have sex before a big fight? They don’t like each other.” really did happen. The proof is right here!

Why don't boxers have sex before a big fight? They don't like each other.

How Healthy Eating Usually Happens In Reality

Trying to eat healthy is like trying to run a marathon – it sounds like an awesome idea at first, but then you realize just how much effort it’s going to take. You start off with the best of intentions, stocking up on all sorts of fresh fruits and veggies at the grocery store. But then life happens, and before you know it, those healthy foods are getting shoved to the back of the fridge, forgotten, neglected, and rotting away…

Heyyyy... Wanna come home with me and die in the back of my fridge?

Flirting Tip: How To Respond To a Compliment

It may be confusing to receive a compliment. Especially if you’re a guy, and that doesn’t happen often. Here’s a flirting tip. Step 1: say thanks. Step 2: state something painfully obvious so the girl thinks that you have a learning disability. Ladies love that. You’re welcome.

You smell so great! Thank you. I use both nostrils.

Comb Over: A Horrible Haircut That Shouldn’t Exist

One of those things that should never have existed but still does is the comb over hairstyle. This haircut is all about covering up bald areas, but instead of succeeding, it only gives people the appearance that they are wearing a dead animal on their head. It appears as though someone played “connect the dots” with a few hair strands all over their scalp. The ultimate result is a hairstyle that is simultaneously sad and funny. It’s difficult to avoid doing a double take whenever someone goes by with a comb over and wondering if their hair has a will of its own. But hey, at least it serves as a helpful reminder to accept being bald and let your head shine like a diamond.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

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