Here’s how to land a good job: got college, then apply for a job, then forget everything you learned in college to perform well at said job, then keep working yourself to the death because you have to repay student debt. Makes sense, right?
Funny And Sad Photos From “Humans of Capitalism” Instagram
Capitalism, while it has its merits, can often seem downright absurd. We live in a world where profits are very often put over people, and the people themselves act as robots that are fuelled by greed and vanity. Scroll down, then laugh, then cry!
Reaching Rock Bottom: What It’s Really Like
You’ve probably heard someone saying “reaching rock bottom”. You may think that’s just a figure of speech, but here’s a little known fact: that’s actually a real place.
Existential Crisis Duck Night Lamp
Do you suffer from inability to fall asleep each night because an existential dread overwhelms you? Inflation, wars, the fact that Donald Trump exists… The world around you is full of dangers and problems.Is that’s all there is to life? Just chores and worries until the day we die? It’s a feeling many of us can relate to, and it’s probably an origin story behind existential crisis duck night lamp. It’s a funny lamp with a silicone body which feels soft to the touch and gives out a warm glow which will turn off automatically after 30 minutes so you can drift off peacefully.
Which Doctor: The Greatest Dadjoke Ever Or What?
You know you love this which doctor dadjoke. Don’t try to deny it. It’s no just great, it’s the best ever. Your week was going to shit, but this joke turned it around, and now you’re happy and in amazing mood. You’re welcome! Please come back tomorrow for more.
Makeup Fail Gallery That Will Terrify You
While looking at this makeup fail gallery, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking?!” Do they really think that it looks beautiful?
Perks at Work: Great For Improving Workplace Satisfaction
Here are some more useful perks at work that the boss would love to implement: free air guitar lessons, a “secret handshake” with the CEO for each employee, a designated “office plant whisperer”, a mandatory “silly hat day” every Tuesday.
Walmartians: Also Known as The People of Walmart
There’s a special kind of people you only see at Walmart. They look like they are from another planet. From a horrible messed up planet. We call them Walmartians. Scroll down to see the craziest examples of this weird and alien life form!
Good News First Or Bad News First?
Before going to a doctor for an answer regarding your health, it’s always important to decide beforehand if you want to hear good news or bad news first. I usually choose good news first. Just like this sick bastard.
This Is Choriaster: The World’s Sexiest Starfish
Meet the Choriaster starfish. It’s like a creature from the outer space took a vacation on Earth and decided to disguise itself as a sea creature with five d*cks. With its long, spindly arms and brightly colored skin, the Choriaster starfish looks like it belongs in an adult sci-fi movie. It shouldn’t be called Choriaster at all – “c*cktopus” or “pentad*ck” is a much more suitable name.
Cat On Glass Table Is The Funniest Thing Ever
These photos prove one important thing: all cat owners absolutely need a glass table in their house. Our furry friends love to sit and stare at the world around them, but when they choose to lay on a flat surface, they give us a view we don’t have the chance to see very often… and it’s quite funny. They look like hilariously adorable loaves of bread.
Life Hack: How To Get Free Parking Everywhere
Tired of paying for parking? There’s actually a great life hack that will let you park everywhere for free. All you have to do is to get old and disabled. Follow this site for more valuable life advice!
Enjoy Bad Jokes? Check Out “Standup T-Rex” Instagram!
Who needs good humor when terrible jokes are so entertaining? That’s the idea behind @standup.trex Instagram account in a nutshell. Scroll down to see some of the worst dad jokes and puns you’ve ever heard being deliver by a T-Rex to an unimpressed audience of dinosaurs!
“What Do You Do?”, How To Answer On This Question
“What do you do?” might sound like a simple straightforward question, but sometimes it can lead to a confusion. Remember: when someone ask you this, don’t tell them what do you do for work. Just instruct them on how to perform basic tasks.
When You Replace Balls With Cats In Sports Photos…
We all know that Photoshop is a very powerful tool for editing photos and creating stunning visual masterpieces. But let’s be honest, most people use it for one thing and one thing only: to create some random funny bullshit. Like replacing balls with cats in sports photos. Scroll down and enjoy!
