Your life may be hard and full with challenges, but at least you are not stuck in an underground hole full of water. Like Steve. He always gets in trouble. Classic Steve.

You may think that saying “just call me a taxi” would be enough to get out of a bad date, but it doesn’t work if a man is connoisseur of bad jokes and stupid puns.

This little know job interview tip can greatly increase your salary. Follow this useful website for more job interview tips and tricks! Soon enough you’ll be able to afford a huge house in Malibu and 100 feet long yacht.

Are you a parent? If so, you know that screaming babies can drive you insane. Parents deserve a little relief to not go completely crazy. That’s why pacifiers are an amazing invention. Sure, you can go for that regular boring pacifier, or you can upgrade to something that’s sure to make you laugh while simultaneously calming down your little crotch goblin, like these funny teeth pacifiers. There are various designs available on Amazon. Scroll down for the funniest examples!

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Why buy a puppy when you adopt Pissfingers? You should feel guilty if your dog is not a rescue. You are worse than the devil himself. Shame on you!

What’s with the “working under pressure” question from companies that does not deal with actual emergencies like police or fire department? Maybe manage your company better and don’t manufacture the pressure. How about that?

It’s like these people are playing a game of “how many clashing patterns and colors can we fit into one room?” or “how stupid and absurd can I make my bathroom?” If it’s indeed a game, they all win.

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A day without a mail pun is not a day worth living. We’d tell you more puns about mail, but they might not get delivered in time. Hahahahahahaha-hahaha-haha!

Here’s a great idea: when you go grocery shopping, just buy the stuff you want and leave. If you happen to meet someone you know, just say “Hi!”, then STFU and be on your way.

Imagine whispering “Worcestershire” into your girlfriend’s ear, and watching her eyes light up with delight (or perhaps confusion). Learning this word is the most romantic gesture any man can possibly do.

Satin outfits, stylish beards, blocky fonts and some of the most hideous fashion you’re ever likely to see, it’s all here and more, designed to make your eyes bleed. When it comes to awkward album covers, nothing competes with the lameness of 1970s Swedish bands.

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You are not a person, you are a brain. You just control the meat suit. An inside you is a terrifying skeleton. Your teeth is the only part of it that’s exposed to the outside world. Each time you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your scary skeleton. Think about it.

Living without bear puns is simply un-bear-able! That’s why we decided to present you the greatest bear pun ever made. Please share it with a girl you like. Ladies love bear puns. You will definitely get laid.

You could use the power of AI to solve real problems… or you could generate a gallery of a world where bears don’t attack people, but go hiking together instead. The right choice is obvious.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t our favorite topic: dark humor. Some internet warriors might think it’s inappropriate, but those people are just a bunch of uptight prudes who can’t handle a little joke. If you can’t laugh at a good crushing plane joke, what’s the point of even having a sense of humor?