This post is a tribute to those poor wretched souls who are stuck in a concert of a band their daughters like. Scroll down to see the most horrifying examples and let this be a warning what can happen to you if you decide to have kids.
Dating a Married Woman: It’s Never OK
You have to admire the integrity of a man who does not date married women. It’s never OK to date a married woman. No exceptions.
The Buttress Pillow: The Perfect Gift For a Lonely Man
Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.
Why Is It So Hard To Stop Drinking
You may wonder why is it so hard to stop drinking. The answer is quite simple: when you tell yourself this, you are most likely already drunk. And who listens to drunks who talk to themselves? Only fools. There you go.
Introducing Girlfriend To Family
When is it a good time to introduce your girlfriend to your family? Well… it differs from family to family, there’s no one timeline that fits all families. For some families the answer is: never, because they are all a-holes.
Funny Toilet Design Fails Created by Insane People
Most of the time, toilet design is pretty straight forward – how hard is to design that? Turns out it’s much more complicated that it might seem. At least for people who created the toilets featured in this gallery.
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned…
You may think that “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is the only way to start a confession, but what if you have actually synonymed, not sinned? Then you have to open with “Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest…”
Brave First World Anarchists Who Don’t Care About Rules
Rules are made to be broken. But it takes a real brave person to do it – a true rebel! Like these amazing people in the photos listed below. Are you bold enough to join their ranks?
Doctor Memes Are The Best Memes: You Can Live Up to 60
When talking to a doctor, you have to keep in mind that there are no good news. If you are living in the US, there also comes an unpayable bill and a life-long debt.
Why Do People Like Feet? It’s So Confusing…
The fascination with feet is quite an interesting phenomenon and it goes way back. According to our scientists, it all started back in the Stone Age when our ancestors were busy inventing the wheel, discovering fire, and trying to figure out why their feet smelled so horribly. One caveman named Grug, with an exceptionally large and peculiarly attractive foot, accidentally stumbled upon a group of cave-people who were simply smitten by his divine extremity. From that moment on, the foot frenzy began. Foot-themed parties, foot wrestling tournaments, and some people even took it to the extreme by attempting to build foot-shaped pyramids, but that turned out to be a bit of a balancing act. There you go, we hope this helps.
“To Kill a Mockingbird” Summary In One Picture
No need to waste countless hours to read “To Kill a Mockingbird”. This picture perfectly explains everything you need to know about this book. Reading is for stupid people anyways.
Circle Beards: The Brave New Look You Should Try
What is a circle beard? This cut involves first growing a beard to meet the hairline and then shaving off all the hair except a circle that stretches from head to chin. We truly live in an amazing time of creativity and self-expression! What are you waiting for? Join these men to become the most stylish guy in town!
Can You Go Blind From Masturbation?
Doctor’s work is never easy. Some patients are very hard to examine. But don’t worry, dear visitors, it’s just a myth that excessive masturbation can lead to blindness. This is completely untrue and has no scientific basis. There is no evidence to suggest that masturbation can cause blindness or any other serious health problems. Keep masturbating! All the power to you!
Clever And Funny Restaurant Name Ideas
Looking for a funny restaurant name idea? Wanna open your very own version of “Ho Lee Fook” Thai food or “Mother Clucker” fried chicken? You’ve come to the right place! Scroll down for some inspiration!
Cheer Up, Honey! It Could Be Worse. Remember Steve?
Your life may be hard and full with challenges, but at least you are not stuck in an underground hole full of water. Like Steve. He always gets in trouble. Classic Steve.
