Don’t you just love farmer markets? Doesn’t it feel good to finally get rid of Walmart and other big corporations and… pay much more for food?

This holiday season, we remind you that Christmas trees are for decoration, not self-insertion. Stay safe, and remember: deck the halls, not your anatomy!

Genuine question: why are running shoes so damn ugly? Is it really that impossible to make a design that doesn’t make you want to instantly vomit?

Here’s a harsh truth for all those who haven’t figured it out themselves just yet. You never really grow up, you just learn to cry like a baby on the inside.

If you are a young parent and looking for advice how to deal with your kid having nightmares and being scared to sleep in the dark, here’s a handy guide for you.

Mike Tyson can show us not only how to lose a staged fight, but also what happens when you try to set your friend up with someone. Hint: it never works.

Tired of being harassed by police officers? This simple trick works every time, 120% of the time. You should try it yourself and report results in the comments!

You know what else is made of stardust, besides humans and garbage? Butt cancer. Not so romantic now, is it?

Let’s face it: the world has gone completely off the rails. Chaos is officially the vibe, and this guy’s grandfather did not fight for this silliness.

And once your hair is destroyed to a degree it won’t grow back, you turn to hair extensions collected by a whole industry in Asia. From women who sell their hair and it’s so good, but they can’t afford any chemicals. Just think about it for a moment.

Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight is coming closer. Will you watch this cash grab? Who will win? Let us know in the comments!

If you are confused how to be inclusive, understanding and loving part of the society, social justice kittens are here to help. Just keep an open mind and really listen what they have to say. Also you can help them spread their message by ordering a calendar on Amazon. Your money would be spent to make the world a better place!

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Little known psychology fact: people in actually good relationship do not try to convince the world that everything is fine.

Christians always seem to want Jesus to take the wheel, but they act all upset and terrified when he actually takes the front wheel off of your car. Christians are weird.

What are your plans for 2025? Let us know in the comments how you plan to survive on your shitty income stream in a world where you will soon have to buy a subscription to be allowed to breathe!