Employers should really start to come up with more original questions at job interviews. It’s as if they want to hear people come up with smartass answers just to alleviate their boredom.

It’s not every day you can see and appreciate the world’s fastest mathematician in action. Even better if he’s job hunting and you’re hiring. Such an employee would be an excellent asset to any company.

What a nonsensical question! Even if the delivery guy was deaf, how would he understand her asking that? This woman in clearly stupid.

Some people are just mindless sheeple incapable of thinking for themselves. Not like me and you – original thinkers who are immune to corporate propaganda. It’s a sad state of affairs, really.

She should totally marry him. Dreaming big is the first step to dreaming even bigger. Even better – he’s continuing family traditions. Husband material.

Online shopping is not the remedy for sadness. Everyone knows that. Here’s what you do when you get sad: just go to a random site and start arguing about politics with strangers. Works every time 100% of the time.

God does so much for you. Do you even realize that gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw you into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made you in a way that was not up to his own very high standard? Thank him!

Here’s a pretty good way to respond when your kid accidentally calls you. Just tell them the truth that you had them by accident. It’s both funny and true.

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Applying for a job online is actually easy and simple. It just takes two steps. There’s a little catch, though. The second step is totally pointless and annoying waste of your time.

We can prove that Biden is a liar with just this picture. How can we trust a president that changes his mind every year? That’s right, we can’t.

There are many delicious homemade cat recipes, but can cats eat pancakes? Yes, cats can eat pancakes in moderation, but sugar and dairy in the pancakes that make them bad for your cat if eaten in large amounts over time. There you go. Now you can throw your wiretap in the trash.

Body shaming is defined as the act of making inappropriate and negative comments about another person’s weight, size, or general appearance. It’s never OK. Even if it happens in fairy tales. Do your part in stopping bodyshaming and creating a more inclusive world!