You want reduction in prices? Better healthcare? Cheaper real estate? Job security? Best that daddy Trump can do for you: invade Greenland.

Here’s a valuable life hack: just keep answering like this until the police officer gets tired and lets you go. Works every time, 120% of the time.

Brutal honesty is the best parenting approach. It’s practical and hilarious. Never lie to your kids. Even better idea – never have kids in the first place.

Dark doctor humor is the best because it’s the only comedy that makes you laugh and then wonder if you need a second opinion. It’s the perfect mix of “Haha!” and “Should I be worried if I am a decent human being?”

Walking is like the Swiss Army knife of exercise – it does a bit of everything. The best part: you look hilariously pissed that you have to do it.

What is she even doing there? Why waste doctor’s time when she is feeling fine? Why waste her own time? Some people are really weird.

Do owls like getting wet? Well… If it’s on their terms, absolutely! But these majestic specimens however had no desire to soak under the rain. Scroll down to enjoy their misery, anger, and sadness!

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This man is a hero. You can be hero, too. Share dumb memes with your friends and do nothing else!

Why use the power of artificial intelligence for something actually useful when you can create new Pixar movies for shits and giggles? Here are some of the funniest examples. Let us know in the comments which one would you watch if these were real!

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Don’t you just love free market? If you are paying too much for stuff, just choose different stuff that doesn’t exist!

Here’s an advice: don’t get married, don’t have kids, save a lot of money, travel the world and actually avoid nervous breakdown.

So you’d like to have a cat in your life? Well, then we hope you are ready to wave goodbye to your privacy. Because cats don’t care about it at all. Scroll down to see some of the funniest examples!

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There is only one category of people who are more annoying than vegans – cyclists. Both are incapable to shut up about their lifestyle choices.

Jehovah’s witnesses celebrate Christmas by knocking on your door… to politely remind you why they don’t celebrate it.