Sure, your dog has a name, but have you ever wondered what your dog named you? Chances are that your are known as Bitchface Malone III among dogs.
Creepy Vintage Easter Bunnies That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Some of the poor children were never seen again after taking these terrifying photos. Easter bunnies were much more evil back in the day. Thanks the lucky stars you don’t have to deal with this kind of nightmarish beasts nowadays.
Getting Glasses: What Are Your Plans For Today?
Makes you wonder how stupid is this woman that she has no idea that glasses help people see better. How old is she? 25? 30? It’s about time she learned this stuff.
This Hunting Season Should Be Pretty Good
Hunting is going out of fashion and even those who used to hunt animals are switching to vegan hunting. The future is looking bright for wild animals.
So Many Favorite Books! He Must Be an Avid Reader!
Got to admire his love of books. Reading 1984 books would take around 15 years. Since all of those are his favorites, he probably sometimes read them more than once. Amazing.
The Funnest Cat And Dog Cartoons by Anthony Smith
Meet Anthony Smith, an illustrator who creates comic strips that are like a delightful collision between a cat’s life, dog daycare, and a comedy club. If you’re a pet owner, you’ll definitely find these cartoons funny and highly relatable. Scroll down to see the best examples and check out Anthony’s book Learn To Speak Cat: Fake Mews for even more!
So What’s Your Idea Of a Perfect Date?
Team DD/MM/YYYY all the way! All other formats make no sense. Americans should switch from MM/DD/YYYY and also switch to metric system while they are at it.
How Customer Loyalty Is Usually Rewarded
What’s your reward for being a loyal customer? Increased bill for being dumb enough to not jump service providers to get the best deal each time. You’re welcome!
Yes, I’m Polish, How Could You tell?
It’s a well known fact that Polish names are generated by putting a cat on keyboard and accepting whatever gibberish is generated.
Worst Mascots: Hilarious And Creepy Costume Fails
Here’s a funny gallery of worst mascots ever created. When looking at these abominations, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking by approving this crap?!”
Astrology Meme: None For Me, Thanks
Common sense helps anyone understand zodiac signs are bullshit. It’s not based on any kind of evidence. Just take full responsibility of you shitty personality. It’s all your own doing.
Yale Yob Meme: Can You Explain This Gap In Resume?
Going to jail is much better than going to Yale. Sure, it might not be what your parents envisioned, but hey, think of the life experiences! Plus, you’ll never forget to lock your door again. Talk about practical knowledge!
Thesaurus Dinosaur Joke: Oh Crap! It’s a Thesaurus!
Legend has it that in the ancient world, amidst the roaring of the jungle, the most feared creature was none other than the Thesaurus. This majestic dinosaur didn’t hunt with sharp teeth or powerful claws – its weapon was far more treacherous: synonyms!
So Our Company Has This Cool Thing…
People who are great at their job get rewarded with even more job and unpaid overtime. Only total suckers give 100% at their corporate job hell. Never give more than 50%!
Help I Accidentally Built a Jeep, What To Do Now?
I know exactly what this poor person mean by searching “help, I accidentally built a Jeep” on Google. One of my friends accidentally built a jumbo jet. He didn’t know what to do either until someone advised him to see a psychiatrist.
