It’s a talent, really. When asked for specifics, she morphs into a linguistic contortionist, dancing around the question like it’s a game of verbal Twister.
We have only one question: who buys these? Actually, we have another question: where would one apply for a job where these stock photos are used?
It’s a little known fact to the general public, but a well known problem in law enforcement – vegans act notoriously stupid when they get arrested – they just can’t shut up and talk themselves into all kinds of problems.
Making a turtle shadow is actually a very in-demand skill in the job market. Other highly highly sought after skills include proficiency in speaking fluent gibberish, imitating the sound of a dial-up internet connection, and sculpting intricate structures out of chewing gum.
Have you heard of Adam Douglas Thompson? He’s an American cartoonist with a distinctive minimalist art style who has contributed cartoons to The New Yorker for many years and has showcased his drawings in various art galleries. Scroll down to see our favorites!
What are his options on getting a dessert? Obviously, it’s yes or no. What did he expect? Maybe getting a dessert? Getting only 80% of dessert? Some people are just dumb beyond saving…
Jake Thompson, also known as Jake Likes Onions, is a popular webcomic artist known for his extremely dark sense of humor. His comics often feature absurd and surreal situations, exploring themes of everyday life, relationships, and society with a unique twist. Scroll down to see our favorite picks and don’t forget to check out Jake’s book on Amazon! Ranging from the relatable to the utterly nonsensical and bizarre, his book focuses on themes of loneliness, desperation, and failure.
Have you heard this one? It will surely piss off some people with strong political beliefs. Let the fight in the comments begin!
You might find these photo collages disturbing, but you also might be unable to turn your eyes away. Digital artist Phillip Kremer just can’t help himself, he loves to create grotesque, distorted pictures of Donald Trump. His creations are so weird that he has even gotten a warning from Instagram that they might ban him in future. In his own words, “It’s not that I won’t adhere to their policies, it’s just that I can’t find the policy that I’m breaking to adhere to.” Scroll down to check out our favorite examples!
Have you herd this great joke? It’s perfect, isn’t it? Brilliantly combines a pun and a high quality dad joke.
What does it mean if someone claims that they’re aging like a fine wine? Does it mean that they only get better with age. Not really… They are probably alone in the basement, untouched by a single soul for years and years.
Which of these lovely people is more Heatherish – Heath or Heather? Please let us know in the comments, because it actually is a competition. Heath is saying that it is not, because he’s just afraid to lose.
What is it like working at UPS as a package handler? It’s actually a lot of fun. You can knock on people’s doors and run away before they could answer. Just like you did when you were a kid.
Even Jesus is sick of freeloaders. Want to get better and improve your health? Healthcare is about consumer choice. Get a job and enroll in a market-based plan.
