What’s your reward for being a loyal customer? Increased bill for being dumb enough to not jump service providers to get the best deal each time. You’re welcome!

It’s a well known fact that Polish names are generated by putting a cat on keyboard and accepting whatever gibberish is generated.

Here’s a funny gallery of worst mascots ever created. When looking at these abominations, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking by approving this crap?!”

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Common sense helps anyone understand zodiac signs are bullshit. It’s not based on any kind of evidence. Just take full responsibility of you shitty personality. It’s all your own doing.

Going to jail is much better than going to Yale. Sure, it might not be what your parents envisioned, but hey, think of the life experiences! Plus, you’ll never forget to lock your door again. Talk about practical knowledge!

People who are great at their job get rewarded with even more job and unpaid overtime. Only total suckers give 100% at their corporate job hell. Never give more than 50%!

I know exactly what this poor person mean by searching “help, I accidentally built a Jeep” on Google. One of my friends accidentally built a jumbo jet. He didn’t know what to do either until someone advised him to see a psychiatrist.

Poking fun at horrible British teeth will never not be funny. The creature in this British fish meme is a real fish, it’s not photoshopped. It’s called sheepshead fish. In order to break through the hard shells, sheepshead use their uniquely strong teeth. Sheepshead teeth look eerily like human teeth, and perform the same function of grinding and masticating a tough omnivore’s diet.

Tired of feeling like a rabbit every time you reach for a plate? Say no to kale and liberate yourself from the tyranny of leafy greens! By avoiding kale, you’ll save both your taste buds and your wallet, steering clear of the enviable glares of kale enthusiasts and dodging those unsolicited lectures about the benefits of gobbling down this green garbage!

Have you ever wondered if you are ugly? How to know for sure? Here’s a great idea: ask your mom! Mothers always know best.

Lonnie Millsap is a Californian cartoonist whose work appears in The New Yorker Magazine on a regular basis. He is a two-time Reuben Award nominee and his cartoons helped to put Playboy Magazine out of business – that’s quite an achievement! He has also published a lot of books you can get on Amazon. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

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Only uneducated simpletons call their sparkling boyfriend a fiancé if they don’t come from Fiancé region of France. Learn the difference, don’t humiliate yourself in front of educated people!

When is the right time to introduce the idea to have another baby? There really isn’t any rules to follow. You can do it as soon as the first baby is born.

Ah, the grapefruit, that unsuspecting orb of morning disappointment. It’s like chewing on a soggy sponge that’s been marinated in bitterness. Of course doctors and nutritionists love it. They love everything that takes out joy of your life.