You have probably heard of yoga poses like “downward-facing dog” or “balasana”, but did you know that the most poplar yoga position is actually “my kid needs a step dad”?
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And the yoga studio’s gonna need some Windex, or people will start wondering if it’s an aquarium… 🐠
Wow, that was your first thought? Really.. why do you hate women? I guess your parents aren’t getting any Grandkids.
I didn’t get the right words for a response when I read the post some time ago but yours are perfect. 👍 He’ll be forever alone.
You got some yoga single mom triggered here
Anon- makes a joke. Woke morons- ‘why do you hate women?’
I’d sniff that mirror,
I’d lick that mirror,
Why I’d even steal
that mirror.
The yeast on the mirror is infectious the STDs long lived and the crabs can jump 6 feet also biodad is observing his ho from behind the punching bags.
Well at least her legs can get out of the way when I hide the salami.
I see beauty.
Haters gonna HATE – T.S.
To Anon. More like a Smokey Link or a Vienna Sausage.
simps gonna simp
There are men with g*enitals. And then there are just walking g*enitals.
Just say “Prick”, don’t be shy.
Remember ladies, if that’s all you have to offer, it comes with an expiration date!
They at least do. You on the other hand were never able to offer women anything. Sad.
Not into small tits 🕊️
Yours are bigger, I guess.
Eatliver is a simp site. Always has been.
Sure they are hurt now. Deeply.
The site should be called Socialists are us.
You don’t know what a socialist is. It’s just a word you heard on a youtube channel.
Real socialism has never been tried, so how could anyone KNOW what it is? Hahahah 🤣😂
Indeed. Because the socialism we have seen so far has always been run by characters like Trump and Bob.
😂🤣 the Bob’s! It never gets old. Poor lil retards.
No, singular. You are the only Bob, Bob.
Also he used a grocer’s apostrophe. He can’t even speak English. They should deport him. 🤣
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The Bobs need serious mental health interventions. But like me, their Canadian so that’s a 9 month wait.
You are alone Bob. There is no other moron like you.
That’s how you kill a good thread.
By being a rightard, yes. They kill everything. Even their own country.
Well at least the Right didn’t kill themselves over men in little girls bathrooms and women’s sports as the Left has done. They are a destroyed party over their support of deviants. Way to go.
Funny how you think in parties while other people think in people. It’s like you are a little bit disabled.
Well the Left taught us that with their basket of deplorable’s etc..