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21 thoughts on “Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Meme: The Sensual Touch”
2 con artists who will pick your pockets dry.
Usually it’s me.
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You just had to make it gay
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Are small hands netter for that, Donnie?
Quoting Thing Addams?✍️
Awww. Isn’t that sweet.
Those two guys are gonna kiss and make up.
Neither looks happy about it, though.
Looks like the short one is sizing up the ear of the taller one!
“Hm-m-m. Wonder what ear tastes like….”
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Tastes like chicken
Dementia ridden Trump imagines a phonecall with Putin about Ukraine.
Putin says he never spoke with Trump at the phone about Ukraine.
It’s typical for dementia patients like Trump to fabricate phonecalls and other event. The dying brain tries to make sense of the world and begins hallucinating missing bits. Trump won’t be president for long. He can’t do a whole term. Vance will have to take over. That has probably been the plan all along. It’s possible the assassins where hired by Vance’s team. They were Republicans after all.
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Ok
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Phone call not phonecall. Phone calls not phonecalls.
You are a perfect example why America is falling behind.
Dementia presidents?
Demon-tia presidents…
Support the country you live in or live in the country you support.
That’s why everyone is moving to Uranus.
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Mike Tyson vs. Who?
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U.S. is no country. Is colony of Russia. 💪
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I’d rathe live in a Swiss Colony. Though the cost of living would be insane.
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I would love to live in a colony where each Monday you can chose
a new bed partner for the following week.
Yeh I know, I just described Mar-a-lago.
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Trump broke them
What?
The beds. He’s fat.
Thus the misunderstanding surrounding the first “assassination” attempt. Poor guy was shooting at birds, but the bullets were drawn in by Trumps incredible gravitational pull.
2 con artists who will pick your pockets dry.
Usually it’s me.
You just had to make it gay
Are small hands netter for that, Donnie?
Quoting Thing Addams?✍️
Awww. Isn’t that sweet.
Those two guys are gonna kiss and make up.
Neither looks happy about it, though.
Looks like the short one is sizing up the ear of the taller one!
“Hm-m-m. Wonder what ear tastes like….”
Tastes like chicken
Dementia ridden Trump imagines a phonecall with Putin about Ukraine.
Putin says he never spoke with Trump at the phone about Ukraine.
It’s typical for dementia patients like Trump to fabricate phonecalls and other event. The dying brain tries to make sense of the world and begins hallucinating missing bits. Trump won’t be president for long. He can’t do a whole term. Vance will have to take over. That has probably been the plan all along. It’s possible the assassins where hired by Vance’s team. They were Republicans after all.
Ok
Phone call not phonecall. Phone calls not phonecalls.
You are a perfect example why America is falling behind.
Dementia presidents?
Demon-tia presidents…
Support the country you live in or live in the country you support.
That’s why everyone is moving to Uranus.
Mike Tyson vs. Who?
U.S. is no country. Is colony of Russia. 💪
I’d rathe live in a Swiss Colony. Though the cost of living would be insane.
I would love to live in a colony where each Monday you can chose
a new bed partner for the following week.
Yeh I know, I just described Mar-a-lago.
Trump broke them
What?
The beds. He’s fat.
Thus the misunderstanding surrounding the first “assassination” attempt. Poor guy was shooting at birds, but the bullets were drawn in by Trumps incredible gravitational pull.