Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have only one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be ruined for ages. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.
Made with stainless steel cutting blades along with an ABS plastic body, the chainsaw inspired turkey carving tool is not only great for cutting turkeys and other birds, but is also useful for cutting melons, breads, pineapples, potatoes, and more.
If you feel like this stupid thing is something you would want to spend money on, you can get it on Amazon.
What a waste of plastic
For wannabe lumber jacks
Groot be positive for once.
The sheeple will buy this, use it once and realize that the knives they’ve always owned do a much better job but they will tell themselves it was a great purchase, regardless.
It’s the Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
My parents used to have an electric carving knife which was a bit like this but without all the moulded plastic.
The problem was that although it cut ok it created a vast number of crumbs from the item being carved. In the end they went back to using an ordinary knife.
Just like flashing RGB lights on a computer, it is fun for the first day, after that it just gets annoyingly boring.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and bra? …
Leftists prefer mini-tanks (aka SUVs) to drive through parades and kill White people.
Rightards take limousines and AR15s.
It needs a power cable（ ；¬＿¬)
Screw the carver, lemmie get that turkey skin!!