Maximizing Shareholder Value Is Her Passion

Ah yes, maximizing shareholder value – her true calling. She wakes up every morning, heart racing with excitement, dreaming about profit margins and stock prices. Forget hobbies or relationships; there’s no greater thrill than seeing a quarterly report with a perfect growth curve!

Why do you want to work for this company? Ever since I was a kid, I knew I wanted to write emails and work cross functionally across teams. Also, maximizing shareholder value is my passion.

71 thoughts on “Maximizing Shareholder Value Is Her Passion”

  1. It’s how every Republican runs the country……maximizing shareholders value, while devaluing the people!

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  2. While ‘she’ does have short hair, it’s not blue and ‘she’ is not morbidly obese. I deem this comic as racist and anti ESG, DEI.

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  3. At least ‘she’ isn’t friends with school shooters and isn’t a knuckle head, so I’d give ‘her’ the job

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  4. We need to look at the massive success of the cities that have been run by democrats for decades so the republicans will learn how to run things.

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  5. Can you imagine how excitable she gets in bed
    when the stock markets rise.

  6. Do they manufacture flying silver ball drones? Dude on the right looks like the tall man from Phantasm

  7. No he doesn’t

  8. Sounds like my last interview, nailed it.

  9. Typical middle management drones.

  10. Shouldn’t the senior interviewer **** slap her then impregnate her and then hire her as his nanny?

  11. I’m sorry is she applying to space X or Tesla?

  12. Try to up vote tuna tacos comment. No censorship here hahaha.

  13. Of course! It’s a Trans Love fest on here 24/7 as always.

  14. I don’t think there’s that much love for Bob to be honest! So I wouldn’t say 24/7!

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  15. You ever get a job or a paycheck from a poor person?
    I didn’t think so.

  16. Can’t up vote Doug-er the slugger comment either. Pathetic propaganda machine is all this place is.

  17. Go cry on reddit!

  18. Republican economic crime is real.

  19. Do you mean Tory crime? No Republicans in Canada bonehead. Propaganda fail.

  20. There are republicans in Canada…..you don’t have to live in Germany to be a Nazi……just ask a republican lol

    Bob proving he’s an absolute moron again and again!

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  21. 😂😂😂 okay Bob….I guess you shouldn’t talk about the vaccine…….youre not a pathologist!

  22. “you ever get a job or pay cheque from a poor person”

    Never got a job or a pay cheque from a rich person either lol company signs my cheques and they operate in the red! Shareholders don’t do anything but go “yay” or “nay” like livestock!

    Looks like all the thinking people are somewheres else lol

  23. You ever seen a house built by a man in a fancy suit? They only know how a gavel is swung…not a hammer!

  24. …and when was the last house built that didn’t involve a banker?

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  25. Shut up Bob

  26. ………it’s like he forgot humans have existed for over 300,000 years…..most of those years their were no banks lolol……you cant make up his level of stupidity up folks!

  27. Oh my God……he did not just say that a house needs a banker to be built lolol

    Woooooooww Bob your dumb as f$*# dude!

    That’s why trump has a chance folks…..right there!!!!!!

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  28. There you go people, Bob showed you why you shouldn’t vote conservative lest you be associated with someone who thinks all those colonists had banks when they arrived in the Americas lol

    just that native American first bank of America 🤣

  29. So, 300,000 years? You can build a home with no restrictions in a non-third world country? No lawyers, bankers, architects, executives working for the building supply companies, no accountants at the cement plant? No need to deal with utility companies? All suits.

  30. Oh are you adding stipulations to the argument once proven wrong?

    People were building log houses long before your banks were around dude……..seriously are you this dumb?

    Your trolling yourself with your own ignorance at this point lol

  31. That’s Bob! Doubles down on ignorance once he’s backed into a corner! Can’t fathom that hard working men and women are required to build something……all the suits are middle men, always will be!

    Bob doesn’t know what a real man is….spends all his time with little boys!

  32. The fanatics of the Bob cult are ruining this site

  33. You’ve done that yourself, Bob. You were the chosen one! You were my brother… no , you weren’t. 😂😂😂

  34. Yes and people were building houses before suits existed.
    The flaw in your theory is that it’s 2024 you mental midget.

  35. Bob is getting sad now I think…….he’s hitting the five stages of grief now that his favorite website is making fun of him ……dawwww muffin!

  36. The flaw in your theory is that if you could do it back then you could do it now you creative excuse for a retard!

    I’m sorry, do bankers have a secret death ray that stops you from going out and building a log cabin?

  37. It’s 2024. Go build your log cabin, unless you live in a third world country, you will be swarmed with suits. I’d love to be in a time when I would just be able to walk out into the wilderness and start building however, I live in 2024.
    No suits at all involved with your home? No utilities? No Permits? No taxes?
    I don’t need to call you a retard, you did that yourself.

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  38. I would think that Bob would be pleased that instead of trashing Trump and America all the time these morons only post about a Bob. Maybe it’s a pyop and you all fell for it. Kind of like the jabs. Low IQ people fall for anything since they stand for nothing. Easy pickens

  39. Its called squatters rights or adverse possession! You go out and stake a plot of government land ( like the good ol days) and squat! Yes it still exists in many states in America, Even some provinces in Canada. But hey……i dont mind proving you wrong over and over again…..just make another post!

  40. proving antivaxxers and republicans wrong is as easy as doing nothing……theyll open their mouths eventually lolol

  41. Oh, you built your log cabin without an environmental impact study?
    More suits! Your squatters rights, who put them through? Do you need a hint?

    Welcome to the person building homes in developed nations with absolutely no “suits” being involved at any level.

  42. Is he mining the iron ore so he can make his own nails too?

  43. You don’t need nails to make a log cabin you goon! Easy to tell you sit at a desk and get pretty butthurt by the truth!

    By the way….ever heard of Lincoln logs? Ya same concept little buddy….. Some notches and a wooden peg is all you need! But hey don’t let me get in the way of the suits building all the homes out there. At this point your gonna tell me a suit is required to take a sh1t too huh? Go on….youre dumb enough!

    I’d call you an insect but a suit is worse….your a middle man…..useless but tries to convince you otherwise!

  44. Squatters rights was implemented by the crown…..your government simply rolled with it!

    Or by god is King George a bloody suit? Of course he was you’ll say anything to make yourself right!

  45. And what the bloody Sam hell do you need an environmental impact study for? Most small homes don’t require an EIS mate.

  46. He’s grsaping lol ….he needs to feel right…..otherwise the tears start rolling and that’s what I’m here for 😂

  47. So, in 2024, you are making your squatter’s log cabin with only the tools and hardware you make with your own hands… Pretty nice delusion. Go on…

  48. Be careful, you don’t want to anger him while he’s making his flint ax to fell and notch the logs for his windowless cabin on stolen land in Canada.

  49. You can you tube this shit……but you won’t because how else you gonna feel right with out your fantasy?

    So you can discover your own idiocy, it’s called “bush craft”!

    But you won’t …..you’ll just double down on looking like an idiot!

    Cry Bob cry…..you won’t be winning any arguments today lol

  50. Notice how suit Bob dodges every question asked? The hallmark of someone who doesn’t know anything! So I wouldn’t trust Bob’s knowledge on how to build a home in North America!

    He thinks you need a banker to work wood……we should be worried about this level of stupidity!

  51. Quite familiar with bush craft and wilderness survival. Hate to break it to you but there are realities not shown in those videos you see on the web and the Alaska TV shows. In some way or form, they still have some reliance on modern technology and suits even if they claim to be off grid (and on their own property). Your temporary bush-craft shelter is just that. It is for basic survival, not building a home in 2024. You are living in some fantasy land where you are Fred Flintstone sitting in front of a PC. Take a dose of reality once in a while.

  52. You missed the point of the argument…..you claimed it was not possible to build a home with out a banker….I proved it was…..you doubled down on your Ignorance and kept adding stipulations to your argument like “in 2024″ you said ” and when was the last time a house was built without a banker …” You were given an answer but that wasn’t good enough because it was too far back ….so you added a stipulation….has to be from 2024 now!

    Do you see what your doing? Youre just moving the goalposts! If I went out and built a house right now with out a banker, you’d tell me it involved a suit because I ate a McDonald’s hamburger 15 years ago!

    You can’t win an argument with such a preposterous claim that our species has proven wrong time and time again!

  53. Currently, you cannot build a home without serious Government intrusion. And yes, Bankers are part of that intrusion. Even if you are paying cash you still have to have the Bankers certify that you have the money in their Bank. I know. I’ve built two houses in the middle of no where. Needed a Banker both times. So you’re wrong. Move on now.

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  54. Yes and your experiences count for all other human experience! You have lost this argument! You are now just looking more and more like an idiot by anchoring to your fractally incorrect statements!

    If you’ve built two houses……I’m sure you built them a foundation, what did you use as a foundation for them?

  55. He’s just gonna make shit up to be right! It’s a Bob thing. Once backed into a corner they just invent their stories to sound like they know what they’re talking about, too bad everyone is smarter then they are. 🤣🤣🤣

  56. Bob is real. I’ve seen him lots of times.

  57. OK, in what year would you like to build your house?
    Sorry to default to the current day and GASP! reality.

  58. Normally I don’t pound sand …..but proving an idiot like you wrong over and over is sorta fun!

    Kid, I’m gonna explain this as simply as possible……if you could do it back then, you could do it now! The suits don’t have a secret reconnaissance satellite that detects the moment a house is being built without a permit or lumber purchased from a hardware store! So, given this information, one could go out to into the bush, build a house…..without a suit! Just because it’s not legal in your jurisdiction doesn’t mean it can’t be done clowny mcClownerson!

    Reality seems to be a concept that you only follow if there is a law governing it!

  59. In fantasy land.

  60. As if you will EVER build a home 🤣😂

  61. So, your Lincoln log squatters “home”, built solely by you, with none of the modern advancement of the past 300,000 years, and apparently undetectable to the outside world….
    Do you call this home “Bob” by any chance?

  62. Bob you have troubles with the world being round…….I’m not gonna assume you can handle the concept of someone building something from scratch!

    Clearly a concept that eludes you but that’s okay because even basic addition and subtraction is elusive to you!

    Youre afraid to be wrong and most people are but doubling down on ignorance just makes you dumber in the end!

  63. It’s 2024. “Suits” are involved in everything. Every single aspect of our lives. I wish it wasn’t true but I live in the real world and it’s a fact we have to deal with.

    Apparently, we have Fred Flintstone here, who is a member of one of the last 2 uncontacted Amazon tribes connecting to the internet using twigs and berries so he will explain to us how we can all build homes with his methods.

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  64. Rubba Dubba Doo heads. Like Kamala supporters.

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  65. Dude just keeps doubling down on the same statement ” I live in reality” No you don’t, you live in a circus you clown!

    You’ve been proven wrong and instead of coming up with something intelligent you make yourself out to look like the typical anti vaxx/ flat earth muppet you normally are!

  66. Now bob thinks you need to be connected to the internet to build a house…….

    People his stupidity cannot be demonstrated mathematically! He is an anomaly!

  67. OK, Mr. Flintstone, enjoy your modern stone age day fantasy.
    Proven wrong? Perhaps if you ignore all logic and reason, I guess.
    Keep on watching your bush-craft Youtube videos and TV shows about living in Alaska as you pleasure yourself. It’s not the reality you think it is.

    Oh, you have to go? The woolly mammoth is there to wash your foot driven car?
    “You’ll have a gay old time….”

  68. Cant win an argument with proper rhetoric huh? So resort to the typical republican ad hominem babble, good call bob!

    You should try reading, the moment you’re able!

  69. I already won long ago with my initial reply. I’ve just been pointing out how foolish you are for the past few days. It’s fun watching you go deeper into your imaginary world.

  70. I see the problem. You have Bob derangement syndrome idiots arguing with 2 or 3 different people that they think is one person. Because everyone is Bob to them. IQ over 70.. Bob! Don’t like Trump but think Kamala is worse.. Bob! Just Watch. This will be from Bob.

  71. Trump. He and his buddy Epstein, whom he had murdered, had lot of kiddo parties and their private island. Pervs. Just like you.

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