The Only Good Answer To “Have You Found Jesus?” Question

10 thoughts on “The Only Good Answer To “Have You Found Jesus?” Question”

1. “Please try the door at the end of the quarter. Meanwhile I and the lady will discuss what can be done together.”

2. Jesus? Thats the name of my gardener. He is out back watering the rhododendrons.

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3. A quarter has no end, it being round and all.

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4. He’s right there, having a beer with Waldo. 👇

5. Mine is:
   “Have You Found Jesus?”
   “Yeah… why?”
   *looks beck over the shoulder*
   “Y’all have a warrant?”

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6. Believe or die.

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7. Have you considered indoctrinating and traumatizing your kids?

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8. Let your foot be seldom in your neighbor’s house, lest he have his fill of you and hate you.- Proverbs 25:17

   In other words, “Go away.”

9. The lady in the background, looking straight at us, isn’t she an actress?

10. Aren’t you are troll?