Getting a Light Roast In The Morning Feels Great

What’s the difference between a light roast and a dark roast? Well, you probably shouldn’t ask for a dark roast if your girlfriend is with you. She might lose the last shred of respect she still has for you.

Get a light roast. You probably shouldn't ask for a dark roast if your girlfriend is with you. She might lose the last shred of respect she still has for you.

17 thoughts on “Getting a Light Roast In The Morning Feels Great”

  1. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

  2. Smelt

  3. Say hi to your wife for me.

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  4. *For those who don’t know, this is a very old quote from Monty Python, not the usual troll.

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  5. Tomorrow’s the big day. Trump has to turn himself in for a mug shot and finger printing. The Lefts wet dream comes true. Seven years in the making. The media is drooling. The ratings will be through the roof. Meanwhile in the distance completely ignored, Western civilization burns and the World with it.

  6. America might burn, Western civilisation not so much. America isn’t that important. Other countries have much more culture.
    The Republican party supported Hitler’s nazi regime, cooperated with islamic terrorists during the Iranian hostage crisis and did conspire with Russia for election manipulation.
    Republicans are traitors and a threat to the democracy of the United States of America.
    So, if America will burn in a civil war, you know who ignited the flames.

  7. I did, and she started to laugh. She said you have the smallest package ever seen
    on a white man.

  8. Wishful thinking comrade.

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  9. Democrats haven’t been this angry since Republicans took their slaves away.

  10. Or did they? Republicans just made everyone a slave.
    “I see no slaves”, said the slave among slaves in his invisible prison. And the 1% holds the key. The U.S. of A. might be the greatest scam in human history.

  11. Another angry former slave master

  12. Actually not.

  13. LOL Trump was baffled he got arrested. Dude, when you are a under suspicion you get arrested. Being president some time ago doesn’t mean you are above the law and got a license to crime.

  14. All this was OK when Republicans wanted to imprison their former vice president over some emails. Republicans are such hipocrits.

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  15. I am from the Netherlands. You’re all crazy, with your armes, and prejudice and using religion for your own gain! And wtf am I doing on this moron site

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  16. You gotta leave the matrix and stop having opinion based on mainstream media

  17. Mainstream media is right. Always has been.
    It’s you, not the media.

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