People don’t know that life in UK is a living hell, a true nightmare, a total 24/7 horror show. Scroll down to see why!
23 thoughts on “Top 10 Horrifying British Problems”
When Americans say I have a British accent. Do you mean English? Scottish? Welsh ? Northern Irish? Which country are we talking about?
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It’s a fake: English women are not so beautiful.
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UK will be history soon. One less problem.
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I forgot my big ass knife and Draino for my evening outing in Luton.
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It means you sound like an Australian.
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What’s an “ass knife”?
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? The Union is a problem for you? SNP? or just ignorant?
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…all those crying guys are clearly all American snowflakes.
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Look at panel 2 and use your imagination.
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I want to leave the EU but they don’t want to grant me the same privilegdes as until now.
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Northern Ireland is not part of Britain.
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All of those. Plus maybe some more.
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American man in bar: “I noticed you ladies have a British accent. Are you from Scotland?”
Lady: “It’s Wales you idiot.”
Man: “Oh, gee, sorry. Are you whales from Scotland?”
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Personally I so enjoy the game of UK, Britain, England when chatting with someone .
Are you from England?
I’m from the UK
Oh, where?
London
which is England, part of the UK — but you can’t just say — “yes, I’m from England” because it’s sooooo much more fun to dog-the-silly-American
…whose family is from Yorkshire – which by some accounts of southern folk is a country unto itself more pudding please :-)
When Americans say I have a British accent. Do you mean English? Scottish? Welsh ? Northern Irish? Which country are we talking about?
It’s a fake: English women are not so beautiful.
UK will be history soon. One less problem.
I forgot my big ass knife and Draino for my evening outing in Luton.
It means you sound like an Australian.
What’s an “ass knife”?
? The Union is a problem for you? SNP? or just ignorant?
…all those crying guys are clearly all American snowflakes.
Look at panel 2 and use your imagination.
I want to leave the EU but they don’t want to grant me the same privilegdes as until now.
Northern Ireland is not part of Britain.
All of those. Plus maybe some more.
American man in bar: “I noticed you ladies have a British accent. Are you from Scotland?”
Lady: “It’s Wales you idiot.”
Man: “Oh, gee, sorry. Are you whales from Scotland?”
Personally I so enjoy the game of UK, Britain, England when chatting with someone .
Are you from England?
I’m from the UK
Oh, where?
London
which is England, part of the UK — but you can’t just say — “yes, I’m from England” because it’s sooooo much more fun to dog-the-silly-American
…whose family is from Yorkshire – which by some accounts of southern folk is a country unto itself more pudding please :-)
Thank goodness I never go beyond the M25.
Fun Fact: Amercians speak with an older accent than the British accent. https://curiosity.com/topics/the-american-accent-is-older-than-the-british-accent-curiosity/
It’s the Union Jack for “English”
It’s the Stars and Stripes for “Simple English”
What?
This is actually true. Even Germans know that.
…but you don’t say why you think the UK will be history and that doesn’t help? I am going with ignorance.
Mexican!
It’s the Union flag for educated English.
It’s the Union Jack for sailors.
That last one, milk before the tea?! That’s an actual criminal offense…or it bloody well should be, anyway, xxx