Jehovah’s witnesses celebrate Christmas by knocking on your door… to politely remind you why they don’t celebrate it.
11 thoughts on “Jehovah’s Witnesses vs. Christmas”
Another cult with lots of psychological terror and child molestion.
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Agreed.
We should not be judged over a few flaws. Being the superior
Christian religion our take on the bible is undisputed. Come
join us, and don’t forget to donate a few dollars. Please do
not take “a few dollars” literally. A generous donation would
make us feel extremely pleased.
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They actually take all your posessions if you join them, not just a donation.
They don’t take all your possessions, just your mind and quite a bit of money for some unknown purposes. It’s just a “My way or the highway cult” and the few I have known tend to be quite simple minded and easy to recruit.
Y’all ain’t never getting into Hogwarts when you die.
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Durmstrang is much cooler.
Ah, so religions are like political parties, but with a better promised retirement package…
@144k;
They came after me for no other reason than I wanted a say in the admission policy of the school that I teach at.
Another cult with lots of psychological terror and child molestion.
Agreed.
We should not be judged over a few flaws. Being the superior
Christian religion our take on the bible is undisputed. Come
join us, and don’t forget to donate a few dollars. Please do
not take “a few dollars” literally. A generous donation would
make us feel extremely pleased.
They actually take all your posessions if you join them, not just a donation.
They don’t take all your possessions, just your mind and quite a bit of money for some unknown purposes. It’s just a “My way or the highway cult” and the few I have known tend to be quite simple minded and easy to recruit.
Y’all ain’t never getting into Hogwarts when you die.
Durmstrang is much cooler.
Ah, so religions are like political parties, but with a better promised retirement package…
@144k;
They came after me for no other reason than I wanted a say in the admission policy of the school that I teach at.
Got your nose.
LOL