8 thoughts on “It’s So Much Better, True Lifechanger!”
He has probably eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on white every day
since he was three.
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He’s probably doing your mom.
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He’s probably railing OP’s dad.
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My mum is 89, and I guarantee she would love for somebody to “do” her.
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Do your duty then.
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Anon4, post your mom’s address, and I’ll drive on over with a jar of lube, and gape her while you watch.
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emm…
The metaphor only works, if you pay double for the new shirt, and the manufacturer removed desirable features, like pockets, from the new model, for no real reason.
He has probably eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on white every day
since he was three.
He’s probably doing your mom.
He’s probably railing OP’s dad.
My mum is 89, and I guarantee she would love for somebody to “do” her.
Do your duty then.
Anon4, post your mom’s address, and I’ll drive on over with a jar of lube, and gape her while you watch.
emm…
The metaphor only works, if you pay double for the new shirt, and the manufacturer removed desirable features, like pockets, from the new model, for no real reason.