With brilliant quotes like “The best things in life are actually really expensive” and “True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount” this calendar is perfect for people who practically shudder at the sight of uplifting inspirational quotes we often see on Instagram. Scroll down to check out some of the best examples from the creators of Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar!
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That’s life. Why change anything. Yolo.
“If people had to fight THEIR OWN wars, there wouldn’t be so many”.
– Thomas Peterman
“And shorter ones.”
– Anonymous
“You’re all losers and I hate you. Drink bleach.”
– Symphony of Destruction
Being very naive I believe all these quotes except the last one, Gandhi
was murdered well before selfies came out.
“Holy men tell us life is a mystery.
They embrace that concept happily.
But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.”
Selfies were a thing before there were photographs. Do your homework.
Even if it were too late to go back to bed, that just means it’s time to go to bed early. 😴
Hmm.. good.. but.. how do we shoehorn American politics in here?