Sure, your dog has a name, but have you ever wondered what your dog named you? Chances are that your are known as Bitchface Malone III among dogs.
16 thoughts on “I Wonder What My Dog Named Me?”
I understand my $59.95 bible has created a bit of controversy. Being
a dedicated Christian I have decided to reduce this amount to $49.95.
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I bet Don neve read the bible or any other book. Bible isn’t worth the effort anyway.
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I love my country, but there’s the problem right there:
The Bible
Constitution
Declaration of Independence
These are not alike. Regardless of your view of The Bible, the other two are NOT the foundation for a religion or claim of divine inspiration. They are legal documents written by very flawed men.
To package them is a mistake.
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And none of these asinine comments have anything to do with the post. Par for the course here nevertheless.
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Dear Mr Jim Jones
Neither do you, cowboy!
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I named him; Dementia, kid sniffer, groper McGroper face
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Orange rapist likes that.
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I call him Mr. Ex-president Then he kicks me because he doesn’t like dogs.
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Never said I did. Relax and have a swig of Kool-aide, Anonymous!
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Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free.
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So, Trumpists are basicly trapped.
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in a bubble. under high pressure. and we know what happens to bubbles under high pressure when they collapse.
Why do eatliver comments tend to attract the TDS crowd?
I understand my $59.95 bible has created a bit of controversy. Being
a dedicated Christian I have decided to reduce this amount to $49.95.
I bet Don neve read the bible or any other book. Bible isn’t worth the effort anyway.
I love my country, but there’s the problem right there:
The Bible
Constitution
Declaration of Independence
These are not alike. Regardless of your view of The Bible, the other two are NOT the foundation for a religion or claim of divine inspiration. They are legal documents written by very flawed men.
To package them is a mistake.
And none of these asinine comments have anything to do with the post. Par for the course here nevertheless.
Dear Mr Jim Jones
Neither do you, cowboy!
I named him; Dementia, kid sniffer, groper McGroper face
Orange rapist likes that.
I call him Mr. Ex-president Then he kicks me because he doesn’t like dogs.
Never said I did. Relax and have a swig of Kool-aide, Anonymous!
Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free.
So, Trumpists are basicly trapped.
in a bubble. under high pressure. and we know what happens to bubbles under high pressure when they collapse.
Why do eatliver comments tend to attract the TDS crowd?
It’s just one Trump fan with a Trudeau fetish posting all that 💩. So it’s kind of his version of a self-portait.
Trapped? Nah, more like retarded
My dog calls me by name every day: it’s ‘Ruff!’…