Behold! The Horse Head Squirrel Feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention since… ever! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Brilliant, isn’t it?
To prepare for squirrel watching, try filling the inside of the snout with peanut butter and filling the head with some hazel nuts. It will not disappoint! The squirrels will love it. You will love it. Your family will love it. And heck, even your social media friends will love it… if you had any.
The Horse Head Squirrel Feeder is made from lightweight material (waterproof vinyl). And lucky for squirrels, it is meant to be suspended from a tree branch with a fishing line or string. So they won’t need to support the horse mask with their feeble squirrel shoulders.
If you feel like you need this stupid thing in your garden, you can get in on Amazon. Jeff Bezos will gladly take your money and become ever so slightly richer.
Saddle up, squirrel!
That is awesome.
It’s Jack Woltz’s squirrel feeder…