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7 thoughts on “Find Out Your 2019 Horoscope!”
Hello horoscope joke, my old friend… *yawn*
“The stars and planets won’t affect your life in anyway.”
Yeah, sure! Say that when the meteor hits!
A meteor is not a star or planet. The horoscope holds true in this instance.
And you are posting this every January for *people* living on a *planet* that is warmed and illuminated by a nearby *star*. Yeah, stars and planets don’t affect us at all. :)
It’s funny cos it’s true.
@Common Sense Sez
gravity of the sund AFFECT a meteor to hit your mum. where’s your yeahsure now?
The clock hanging on the wall have more influence on the child being born, than stars, planets, moons in space. #Logic
Besides, the constellation when a child is *conceived* might be more interesting to inspect. That’s the point where the DNA is shuffled and placed, yeah?
Hello horoscope joke, my old friend… *yawn*
“The stars and planets won’t affect your life in anyway.”
Yeah, sure! Say that when the meteor hits!
A meteor is not a star or planet. The horoscope holds true in this instance.
And you are posting this every January for *people* living on a *planet* that is warmed and illuminated by a nearby *star*. Yeah, stars and planets don’t affect us at all. :)
It’s funny cos it’s true.
@Common Sense Sez
gravity of the sund AFFECT a meteor to hit your mum. where’s your yeahsure now?
The clock hanging on the wall have more influence on the child being born, than stars, planets, moons in space. #Logic
Besides, the constellation when a child is *conceived* might be more interesting to inspect. That’s the point where the DNA is shuffled and placed, yeah?
– A.