Why hire a professional when you can design your own album cover, right? Wrong.
13 thoughts on “The Worst Metal Album Covers Ever”
At least we know they all will burn in hell for eternity.
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Judge thy neighbor huh? Wonder how that’s going to work out for you.
FYI – Stryker’s on here and they are christian rock. Lookin stupid for the lord…..
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Stryper is a Christian metal band. I remember at a show back in the early 90’s they were passing out Bibles.
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Apart from one or two of these, they aren’t that bad. Just outdated.
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The Manowar cover is legendary.
Stryker and Barren Cross is christian rock and shouldn’t be mentioned here.
Metal Skool (or as they are known today Steel Panther) is a satire band, and also shouldn’t be mentioned here.
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Sure it wasn’t toilet paper?
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I love Twisted Sister. This is not a bad cover, it was a concept. They ruled. Watch the docu on Netflix
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(pic 1)There is a movement to ban all images of Vladimir Dracula or anything resembling him as he is idolized by some as the #1 killer of Mohammedans.
Every bible is toilet paper. Except historical ones. Artwork, etc., you know.
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Really??? Barren Cross? Yeah, not the best album cover maybe, but musically they rocked 100 times better than Stryper ever could. And if you couldn’t appreciate their message, you had to admire them for their riffs at the time.
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I have to say that Cugini di Campagna is a ’70s POP band.
At least we know they all will burn in hell for eternity.
Judge thy neighbor huh? Wonder how that’s going to work out for you.
FYI – Stryker’s on here and they are christian rock. Lookin stupid for the lord…..
Stryper is a Christian metal band. I remember at a show back in the early 90’s they were passing out Bibles.
Apart from one or two of these, they aren’t that bad. Just outdated.
The Manowar cover is legendary.
Stryker and Barren Cross is christian rock and shouldn’t be mentioned here.
Metal Skool (or as they are known today Steel Panther) is a satire band, and also shouldn’t be mentioned here.
Sure it wasn’t toilet paper?
I love Twisted Sister. This is not a bad cover, it was a concept. They ruled. Watch the docu on Netflix
(pic 1)There is a movement to ban all images of Vladimir Dracula or anything resembling him as he is idolized by some as the #1 killer of Mohammedans.
Every bible is toilet paper. Except historical ones. Artwork, etc., you know.
Really??? Barren Cross? Yeah, not the best album cover maybe, but musically they rocked 100 times better than Stryper ever could. And if you couldn’t appreciate their message, you had to admire them for their riffs at the time.
I have to say that Cugini di Campagna is a ’70s POP band.
How could they miss Smell The Glove – Spinal Tap?
Why Twister Sister and Stryper?!!