A glorious list of tweets from people who appear to have mastered the art of a successful marriage… or not.
8 thoughts on “20 Funniest Tweets About Marriage”
Remember: little girls are always dreaming of their knight. And living in a palace. As they approach puberty it morphs into finding the perfect man.
The search continues until they FIND the perfect man
Then the wedding, the honeymoon with their perfect man Oh Joy!
And on the first morning after the wedding to that perfect men, what is the first order of business?
To IMPROVE him.
Yeah, women have attitude problems according to these tweets.
When there’s a murder, the first person the cops question is the spouse.
That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
It is difficult to learn how to love and hate at the same time…
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Only thing that’s kept my wife alive.
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I believe I’ll never get married ever
My dad and mom were married for 46 years. My dad told me the secret to marriage was give and take. “I give, and your mother takes.”
I got married after 50. My husband had been married before. I like to tell people it took him 3 times to get marriage right . . . took me only one!
Remember: little girls are always dreaming of their knight. And living in a palace. As they approach puberty it morphs into finding the perfect man.
The search continues until they FIND the perfect man
Then the wedding, the honeymoon with their perfect man Oh Joy!
And on the first morning after the wedding to that perfect men, what is the first order of business?
To IMPROVE him.
Yeah, women have attitude problems according to these tweets.
When there’s a murder, the first person the cops question is the spouse.
That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
It is difficult to learn how to love and hate at the same time…
Only thing that’s kept my wife alive.
I believe I’ll never get married ever
My dad and mom were married for 46 years. My dad told me the secret to marriage was give and take. “I give, and your mother takes.”
I got married after 50. My husband had been married before. I like to tell people it took him 3 times to get marriage right . . . took me only one!