Being in the friend zone is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying…
14 thoughts on “Friend Zone Explained As a Job Interview”
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what’s with the eyebrows, those are scary
The Friend Zone gets you into the zone of other friends that wish to get married and make babies and such.
You are obviously oblivious about the point about the friend zone. That’s the difference between people and walking genitals.
this should be:
“Your resume is probably good enough, you might have some qualifications we are looking for, but we sadly can not hire you if you don’t hand in your application. So we will go for one of the many other people equally qualified that managed to actually do that and came to the interview, thank you.”
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Haha. Perfect.
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I’m in the friend zone with a really beautiful girl. I’d marry her tomorrow. But then I look in the mirror and remind myself that I’m a fat.
So stop being fat. Get your life together. Everything that doesn’t happen is because you didn’t at least try. Respect yourself starting now.
^^This. And what a great motivation to get in shape. Just don’t be desperate – that’s like a love torpedo.
More like the interviewer decides not to hire you. Then you start hanging out in the office lobby in case the guy they do hire gets fired. That way you can be first in line for interviews. Meanwhile, the guy who interviewed you notices you, so you lie about why you’re there, and you chat with him until he thinks you’re friends, and every time they say something about the guy who got fired, you’re all “yes, my plan is working!” only to be disappointed every time THEY HIRE THAT ******* INSTEAD OF ME! I’M A NICE EMPLOYEE™! when basically you’re an unemployed bum who hangs out at an office building lobby, stalking.
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Is this from a show?
What’s the name
Yep. It is stalking. And they say things like, “All you ever want to do is talk and hang out”. Duh! That’s what friends do. Do you expect sex and romance from your guy friends? Are you really my friend, or are you just pretending to be my friend because you think I will have sex with you? Because that’s creepy as heck, man.
Only once, in my 39 years on this planet, have I seen a girl actually do what guys claim about friend zoning. She was stringing this guy along with absolutely no intention of ever hooking up with him (she told me about it, and laughed). She didn’t just hang out with him, she openly flirted with him all the time. She was also very controlling with him. When I found out she was just playing him, I told him. We were at a party at her house one night, and I took him aside and told him everything. He told me he had been in love with her for years, he had told her many times. He was too shy to try meeting other girls, and he was a virgin. I had sex with him that night (he really was a virgin). When she found out, she was really mad. She told me I had no right to hook up with him (????). Two days later, he stopped hanging out with her and started dating other women. He eventually got married to a nice girl. If you think a girl is playing you, try hooking up with someone else, and see how you feel about her after that. Get a hooker if that’s legal where you live; it might snap you out of your stupidity.
You posted cringe bro
what’s with the eyebrows, those are scary
The Friend Zone gets you into the zone of other friends that wish to get married and make babies and such.
You are obviously oblivious about the point about the friend zone. That’s the difference between people and walking genitals.
this should be:
“Your resume is probably good enough, you might have some qualifications we are looking for, but we sadly can not hire you if you don’t hand in your application. So we will go for one of the many other people equally qualified that managed to actually do that and came to the interview, thank you.”
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Haha. Perfect.
I’m in the friend zone with a really beautiful girl. I’d marry her tomorrow. But then I look in the mirror and remind myself that I’m a fat.
So stop being fat. Get your life together. Everything that doesn’t happen is because you didn’t at least try. Respect yourself starting now.
^^This. And what a great motivation to get in shape. Just don’t be desperate – that’s like a love torpedo.
More like the interviewer decides not to hire you. Then you start hanging out in the office lobby in case the guy they do hire gets fired. That way you can be first in line for interviews. Meanwhile, the guy who interviewed you notices you, so you lie about why you’re there, and you chat with him until he thinks you’re friends, and every time they say something about the guy who got fired, you’re all “yes, my plan is working!” only to be disappointed every time THEY HIRE THAT ******* INSTEAD OF ME! I’M A NICE EMPLOYEE™! when basically you’re an unemployed bum who hangs out at an office building lobby, stalking.
Is this from a show?
What’s the name
Yep. It is stalking. And they say things like, “All you ever want to do is talk and hang out”. Duh! That’s what friends do. Do you expect sex and romance from your guy friends? Are you really my friend, or are you just pretending to be my friend because you think I will have sex with you? Because that’s creepy as heck, man.
Only once, in my 39 years on this planet, have I seen a girl actually do what guys claim about friend zoning. She was stringing this guy along with absolutely no intention of ever hooking up with him (she told me about it, and laughed). She didn’t just hang out with him, she openly flirted with him all the time. She was also very controlling with him. When I found out she was just playing him, I told him. We were at a party at her house one night, and I took him aside and told him everything. He told me he had been in love with her for years, he had told her many times. He was too shy to try meeting other girls, and he was a virgin. I had sex with him that night (he really was a virgin). When she found out, she was really mad. She told me I had no right to hook up with him (????). Two days later, he stopped hanging out with her and started dating other women. He eventually got married to a nice girl. If you think a girl is playing you, try hooking up with someone else, and see how you feel about her after that. Get a hooker if that’s legal where you live; it might snap you out of your stupidity.