The #FlowerBeard Instagram Trend

25 thoughts on “The #FlowerBeard Instagram Trend”

1. Awww.. what pretty Trans Canadians

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2. A big fat zero for this hideous display.
   Enough to make a real man barf.

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3. THAT’S MY FETISH!

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4. Everything’s bigger in Texas, especially the neckbeards

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5. Sounds like envy. American display such proud about their 3rd world country when in reality they are mostly envies about the freedom, safety, education, diversity and comfort people experience in real 1st world countries. Sad.

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6. : when in reality they are mostly envies about the freedom, safety, education, diversity and comfort people experience in real 1st world countries

   What a joke. And what exactly is a 1st world country to you? Canada? France? England? Cuba?

   Oh, and it’s “envious”.

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7. If that little makes you barf, you’re not a real man. Some puny flowers don’t emasculate a real man. Real men can wear them without fear. Only wimps can’t

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8. Into the WOODCHIPPER! Each and every one of them.

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9. I hope they aren’t afraid of bees.

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10. Incitement to murder. Let’s hope you have a good lawyer.

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11. True.

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12. Oh, no, a typo! You got me. Yes, I’m in a 1st world country. That’s true. Cuba is 2nd world, by the way. But what knowledge could I expect from you? Foolish.

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13. Real men aren’t afraid of flowers.

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14. Snowflake is triggered.

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15. 🧸D.

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16. Flowers in beards are a danger to rightard snowflake society.

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17. These dudes look handsome and healthy, and flowers are pretty things. Great!

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18. Only antivaxxers fear bees. You know… needles sting too.

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19. Conservatives are like vermin. Infecting the state with disease. You have to smoke that pest out. Like parasites they are few in numbers in a larger body but they make a society sick.

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20. Jay will bend over for flowers.

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21. that’s what the lack of a masculine father figure creates, soyboys. Yuck

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22. This is so gay I turned straight.

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23. If I were your Dad you’d get some with the belt for that BS.

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24. So you are gay deep down. Like most homophobes. Normal men just shrug it off.

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25. I think the flowers are beautiful