Florida Man Game

41 thoughts on “Florida Man Game”

1. “Florida man sentenced in egg smuggling case” :D

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2. Florida man charged with accidentally shooting bear that was trying to eat his trash

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3. Florida man charged with accidentally impregnating his three year old Pygmy goat.

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4. Florida man accused of lashing out at fast food workers over lack of lettuce

5. Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

6. Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave

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7. Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase

8. Fla. man arrested for intentionally running over ducklings.

9. Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren’t his

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10. Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor’s trampoline before breaking into home

11. Florida man try’s to have sex with alligator. Doesn’t go well.

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12. Florida man makes you forget to spam politics in the comments.

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13. Florida man is accused of attacking his mother after she refused to dress his mannequin.

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14. “Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s”

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15. A Florida man who repeatedly showed guests at an IHOP condoms as he tried to get them to look at his genitals stole doughnuts hours after he was released from jail.

    ’Murica fück yeah :D

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16. Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target

17. Yeah, may more glamour than e.g. Iowa:
    Iowa man struck and killed by motorist when leaving car to check on deer damage

18. Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders

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19. In the name of equal rights, here is a woman

    Florida Woman Who Claimed to be God Robs Mail Truck, Flees on Tricycle

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20. I didn’t wanted to be sexist, but more progressive instead, so I googled “California Woman” with by birthday and this is the top search result:

    “California woman enters plea in crash that killed 3 teens”

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21. Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say

22. Florida man arrested for teaching kids about slavery.

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23. Florida Man April 2 – Death by Vacuum

24. Florida man arrested for biting a head of a pet python.

25. “Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ”

    Now, that’s my guy.

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26. “Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates“

27. Canadian man says assisted suicide being pushed on him by hospital. This one is real though. Good read.

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28. Shut up, village idiot.

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29. Canadian man aims for Guinness world record for most marathons run in a year

30. Florida teacher arrested for reading books.

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31. Swat team arrives after surveillance drone films Florida man using someone’s new pronoun.

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32. *tries

33. An Englishman did 365 last year.

34. Man ticketed for eating pancakes in the middle of the road

35. Florida man runs for president and wins.

36. Fake

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37. Florida man exposed pretending to be a Canada man on meme site.

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38. Yes, an Englishman of good Scottish decent.

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39. Frank Caponi got busted trying to offer a female officer a cheese burger for oral sex

40. Trudeau derangement syndrome.

41. “Florida man arrested in broomstick, machete and biting attack”.