During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a mean fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no way around it and some farting is bound to happen. Luckily there’s this helpful farting etiquette guide by the helpful artist Messycow!
You forgot the Dutch oven, in the dark, let out the “silent killer”, then turn on lights, so spouse covers his/her head with cover….
Who does any of this. Just fart. It’s the most human thing there is besides pooping. Grow up.
It’s silly the lengths people will go to make others believe they don’t fart.
But everyone does it – it’s a normal body function.
That guide is HALARIOUS!! I do not share a bed, but I’ll keep this in Search History when I need it!
FARTS FOREVER!
Haha! Funny stuff!
Just remember no to stick your butt out of the cover and fart away if there are scent candles burning on very close! You can put the bed on fire! (on the bad way)…
:D
I don’t care about the position. I let go in a way that is comfortable to me.
There’s an idiom in Spanish “peo en sueño, no tiene dueño”. The literal translation could be… “a fart during sleeping has no owner”. It means you aren’t guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.
Hold tightly a fistful of the blanket over the butt till the stink dissipates within the layers.