How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

5 thoughts on “How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You”

1. *slaps forehead*

2. was that the whole book?

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3. Ut-oh, Matt Inman is gonna sic his basement dweeb brigade on you.

4. My cat knows what you do in the dark ( smoothmcgroove reference)

5. The dead thing aren’t presents. Its cuz they think we can’t feed ourselves. We’re incompetent.

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