Americans are weird people. They eat the craziest things. Like Cthulhu turkey. It’s an octopus stuffed inside a turkey, sitting on top of crab legs, and sometimes garnished with bacon strips. What’s Cthulhu? It’s a monster created by H.P. Lovecraft first introduced in his short story The Call of Cthulhu in 1928.
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You wouldn’t expect this post to be an Amazon shill, but it is. Of course it is.
Amazon is run by Cthulhu 🐙
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So are they Turktopus or Octurkey? 🦃🐙
Makes my mouth water, yum yum.
Decolonize Algerians out of the Irish homeland.
Someone’s been hitting the Irish Coffee… ☘️
I would rather see Warcraft turkeys.
The first one made me puke.
Sick and twisted. It’s the Biden Turkey.
Ha ha ha looks like Trump!
Imagine taking a bunch of random meats and slapping them together and calling it “Jesus” or “Moses”, how would that make some of you feel? Pretty bad I bet! So now how do you think the eldritch horrors feel when you mock there dark lord like this?
So.. if you make fun of jews your antisemetic If you make fun of islam your islamaphobic. And there are laws against that. But if you make fun of Christians.. that’s just fine and there are no laws against it. Doesn’t sound like equal protection under the law to me. Why’s that..
Because society has never been fair! Those that claim to be progressive will be the bigots of the future! The cycle goes on and on and on.
It’s American. Of course it’s weird. All of it. Thanksgiving included. The celebration of the great deceiving of the natives.
Speaking of deceiving the natives, hows all that illegal immigration working out for everyone? Bet the Indians wished they would have had a wall. We’re all the Indians now.
Imaginary victim role is real for this guy.
Right.. just like the stabbings and rapes are.
That only exist in right-wing media as made-up stories. We know. People know you are lied to.
stabbings and rapes *lol* says the guy with at least three mass/school shootings in his state per day