Awkward Vintage Christian Music Album Covers

You know what they say “The higher the hair, the closer to God”. But seriously, though, what’s up with the outlandish haircuts, weird references to touching, and creepy ventriloquist dummies?

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

Really weird Christian album cover.

5 thoughts on “Awkward Vintage Christian Music Album Covers”

  1. Yeah, not funny anymore. Every year… how about somthing new?

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  2. These are epic.

  3. Top picture, woman on right looks like Stephen Fry

  4. ‘Don’t pity me?’ Too late

  5. Jeasus isn’t gonna use you , nobody is .

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